Kitetsu Speaks
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onepieceyaoi100Took me a while, but I finally got my drabble idea written out.
Title: Kitetsu Speaks (a.k.a. How many sexual references can you spot?)
Rating: PG-14 for language (namely the a** word)
Pairing: ZoSan
Word Count: 300 (includes smiley)
Topic: Demons/Angels
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Come on, Zoro. Look at that cocky smirk. He's just begging you to whoop his pasty-white ass.
Ooooh!! You going to let him get away with calling you that? Let's get him!
I meant "together". As in, you unsheathe me and have my sharp side go slashity-stab-slash and finish off with a final climactic thrust into the asshole. You know, the activity you're most talented at, second only to sleeping?
Why don't you ever use me against him? Waldo and Snow-bunny get more action with him than I do, and they're prudes. Hear that, you two? PRUDES!
Wait, why are the prudes and I suddenly on the floor?
Hey!! You're a swordsman, not an ancient Greek wrestler! You can't penetrate the guy's body with that stubby little thing! It's not even sharp! A butter-knife would work better.
Never mind, you CAN penetrate with that thingy. Granted, there was a hole already there, so it wasn't too difficult for you. Seems the cook is finding it hard, though.
..."be my fourth sword's sheath"? I'm with tar-breath on this one. LAME!
...this is taking too long. I'm not against homosexuality (Satan was a lesbian, you know), but it would be a LOT more satisfying if you'd let me finish him off right now instead of slowly wearing the guy down with that dull thingy you call your "fourth sword". I'm for instant gratification, not masochistic prolonging of the inevitable.
>:( Get off and listen to me!
...off of him, not in him.
Why do I bother?
"So ::pant:: how many times have you done this to guys before?"
"This was my first time."
"What!? Why'd you decide to start with me?"
"The devil made me do it." (I did not!)
"Devil? ...what're you doing?"
"Second time."
"The devil again!?"
"Nope, just me."
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Selective hearing, much? I'm not absolutely sure if Zoro has used Sandai Kitetsu against Sanji before (even if it's just the scabbard), and I don't feel like going through the anime/manga to find out.
The last part was inspired by my father's favorite song lyric which goes "The devil made me do it the first time, the second time I done it on my own."
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kinbu, is a winner from a week before allowed to win again? Or are they cut out of the running because it would be too soon? Just wondering if there's a rule about that.
Title: Kitetsu Speaks (a.k.a. How many sexual references can you spot?)
Rating: PG-14 for language (namely the a** word)
Pairing: ZoSan
Word Count: 300 (includes smiley)
Topic: Demons/
*******************
Come on, Zoro. Look at that cocky smirk. He's just begging you to whoop his pasty-white ass.
Ooooh!! You going to let him get away with calling you that? Let's get him!
I meant "together". As in, you unsheathe me and have my sharp side go slashity-stab-slash and finish off with a final climactic thrust into the asshole. You know, the activity you're most talented at, second only to sleeping?
Why don't you ever use me against him? Waldo and Snow-bunny get more action with him than I do, and they're prudes. Hear that, you two? PRUDES!
Wait, why are the prudes and I suddenly on the floor?
Hey!! You're a swordsman, not an ancient Greek wrestler! You can't penetrate the guy's body with that stubby little thing! It's not even sharp! A butter-knife would work better.
Never mind, you CAN penetrate with that thingy. Granted, there was a hole already there, so it wasn't too difficult for you. Seems the cook is finding it hard, though.
..."be my fourth sword's sheath"? I'm with tar-breath on this one. LAME!
...this is taking too long. I'm not against homosexuality (Satan was a lesbian, you know), but it would be a LOT more satisfying if you'd let me finish him off right now instead of slowly wearing the guy down with that dull thingy you call your "fourth sword". I'm for instant gratification, not masochistic prolonging of the inevitable.
>:( Get off and listen to me!
...off of him, not in him.
Why do I bother?
"So ::pant:: how many times have you done this to guys before?"
"This was my first time."
"What!? Why'd you decide to start with me?"
"The devil made me do it." (I did not!)
"Devil? ...what're you doing?"
"Second time."
"The devil again!?"
"Nope, just me."
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Selective hearing, much? I'm not absolutely sure if Zoro has used Sandai Kitetsu against Sanji before (even if it's just the scabbard), and I don't feel like going through the anime/manga to find out.
The last part was inspired by my father's favorite song lyric which goes "The devil made me do it the first time, the second time I done it on my own."
By the way,
kinbu, is a winner from a week before allowed to win again? Or are they cut out of the running because it would be too soon? Just wondering if there's a rule about that.
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Date: 2005-07-26 03:36 pm (UTC)Also, as for your question, I'm not it was ever made an official rule, but I'd been under the impression that it was at least an unspoken rule that you shouldn't choose as a winner the same person who just chose you the week before. It's a rule I've always held by and it helps prevent the topic from just being passed between two or three people all the time. Brings in more variety and such. *nodnod*
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Date: 2005-07-26 09:40 pm (UTC)And yes, what Jess said.
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Date: 2005-07-26 11:05 pm (UTC)I just wanted to know for future reference in case some extreme situation came up.
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Date: 2005-07-26 11:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-27 01:51 am (UTC)Hey!! You're a swordsman, not an ancient Greek wrestler! You can't penetrate the guy's body with that stubby little thing! It's not even sharp! A butter-knife would work better.
..."be my fourth sword's sheath"? I'm with tar-breath on this one. LAME!
Brilliant!! Sheer brilliance!!!! ^.^<3
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Date: 2005-07-27 02:45 am (UTC)You deserve a pat on the back for that! ::pat pat:: Well....more than that, but I'm poor. T.T
Awww, that's okay. You don't have to spend any money. You can
pay with your bodygive me a hug instead. (^v^)no subject
Date: 2005-07-27 02:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-27 11:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-28 02:20 pm (UTC)^___^