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Jul. 29th, 2005 11:32 am
[identity profile] classified255.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
wow, this is an interesting topic. All the ideas I had were more of soap opera type thing. ANYWAY, I thought of something, so HERE.

Title: I Don't Want You To Leave
Rating: G
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Word Count: 224
Topic: Bad romance

So ... so stupid. I apologize in advance



Sanji sat on the edge of the bed, slouched over a hanky, bawling his eyes out. He managed to stutter “… w-w-will I ever see you again?”

Zoro stood in the door way, his back towards Sanji, “… I don’t know. I will never know.”

Sanji made a choked sound, shoving his face in the hanky once more. “I don’t want you to leave.”

Zoro turned his head, rather dramatically, so he could look over his shoulder, “I have to. I’ve been putting this of for far too long. It has to be done.”

After a moment of silence, Sanji snapped his head towards the wall, “Fine. Do what you have to.”

Hearing that, Zoro spun around, rushed over, got on one knee, took Sanji’s hand and looked up at him, “Don’t be like that, my love. I will try to come back. Really I will.”

Sanji looked at him with teary eyes.

Zoro continued, “But remember, Nothing can separate us in terms of love. I will always love you.”

And with that, Zoro got up and headed to the door. Then Sanji stopped him, “Wait!”

Zoro looked at him

“Be careful, the bathroom is a very dangerous place. I want you to come back, because … because …”

Zoro nodded “Don’t worry.” And he was gone

“… because I love you …”

FIN

So yeah, tell me what you think ...


PS: THANKS FOR ALL THE WELCOMES!!!

Date: 2005-07-29 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
LOL!!

"I’ve been putting this of for far too long. It has to be done."

Ew...
^_~
That was awesome!

Date: 2005-07-29 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungry-worm.livejournal.com
Ahaha, crack ahead! Nightmare~ish!obsessive!fluff? XD *very amused*

Date: 2005-07-29 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungry-worm.livejournal.com
Don't mind me, I had no sleep for... too long. ^^; I had missed the theme post this week, so while I read the post I was like WTF... until it dawned that the theme dealt with bad romance clichés etc. And this is a nightmare of cheeziness. I really like it. :D

(Although I've heard there really are people who obsess that much about not "leaving" each other... o_O)

Date: 2005-07-29 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrymarie.livejournal.com
The bathroom IS a dangerous place! So much soap to slip on!!!

This is too freakin' funny. ^_*

Date: 2005-07-29 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vejiicakes.livejournal.com
Or Zoro could be tripped up by the toilet paper and fall face first into the toilet and have the lid close on his neck and he'd drown. Sanji has much cause for concern, I wouldn't call him obsessive at all. *snerk*

Funneh ^^

Date: 2005-07-30 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shymagical.livejournal.com
Hmm...I wonder what was so important to do in the bathroom? ~.~ (Furthermore, do I really want to know? o.o)

Hahaha...with Zoro's luck he slips, hits his head on the porcelain, loses his memory,loses his way from the bathroom to the bedroom(~.~), and then has to go on a journey of self-discovery when he suddenly remembers who he is, rushes back to the ship only to find his beloved in the hands of that scoudrel, Portagas D. Ace.

.....

XD !!!

Date: 2005-07-30 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shymagical.livejournal.com
Plus, he'd probably return at their wedding...and at the moment when the minister goes "If anyone objects..."

Zoro: STOP!

Everyone else: GASP!

Sanji: Zoro! T_\\ Where have you been?

:insert Zoro's veeeerry long and complicated story of self discovery, involving evil twins, manipulative relatives and/or car crashes:

Zoro: But I'm back now! ~_~

Sanji: Oh, Zoro! TT_\\ But...:looks at Ace:

Ace: You can't have him! I love him! Our marriage will combine both of our ships in a wonderful union!

Zoro: But I love him more! >_<

Ace: NO I LO-

Sanji: STOP IT BOTH OF YOU! (sob sob)

Zoro and Ace: ....

Sanji: I can't bear it! :jumps overboard:

Ace: Wait! Don't do it!

Zoro: Nooooooo! :dives in after him:


But then Zoro can't find him and everyone has a funeral and such. But Sanji actually survived and washed ashore on a faraway island (he hit his head and has amnesia).

Will Zoro and Sanji ever be together?? Tune in next week of "Love Lost at Sea"

Date: 2005-07-30 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pochi-chan.livejournal.com
I suppose it's pretty dangerous. I mean he could drop the soap or something. That would be pretty bad. *gets pelted with rotten fruits and garbage*

Date: 2005-08-01 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-karasu.livejournal.com
*giggles madly* Of COURSE the bathroom is a dangerous place- I mean- think of all the things that could happen when a man's pants are down... XD

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