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Title: When Spin the Bottle goes wrong
Pairing: None really but if you really want one, Usopp X Sanji
Rating: G (Sorry I edited out the raging sex scene ;D )
Word Count: 218
Topic: First Kisses

YEah so, another interesting topic. I actually giggled while picturing my drabble. So ... ENJOY!



Damn, why did he have to play this stupid game anyway? Why? Seriously? What is so good about spinning a stupid bottle just so you can … ah …

… kiss.

Usopp gulped. Sure, he’d told hundreds, scratch that, thousands, SCRATCH that, billions of stories of him ravishing gorgeous women with a simply peck on the cheeks, but Hell, they were a tad bit exaggerated. Sure enough he’d never really kissed anyone, aside from his mother (but that didn’t really count, unless you were like those people who lived down the street when he was younger …

…

… uh huh.)

So anyway, Usopp wanted this to be good, and most importantly, he wanted it to look like he’d done this many a time.

So with a look that just said, with utter aloofness, “Oh, my turn?” Usopp gently nudged the bottle.

It completed about 279 degrees before it came to a stop, pointing dead center at its target.

Sanji.

Again, Usopp gulped. Of all people, him?

Geez.

Oh well, no need to look like an idiot and freak out.

“Gotta make this look believable” He said to himself.

So with that, he leaned in for the most memorable kiss of his life.

“AHHH!!! MY EYE!!!” Sanji shrieked, clutching his face.

Usopp cringed, “Well, that was … different”

FIN~

AN: Yeah ... umm ... When I thought of Usopp kissing, that was the first image that came to mind. That and "OMG STOP POKING ME!!"

Comments

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

XD *dead*

[classified255.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

*snort* This is -totally- what I think about when I read or see Usopp slash. XD And poor Sanji, what if he really does have only one eye??

*amused*

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

....is it wrong that I think that Sanji would look really hot in an eye patch?

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

NO, IT IS NEVER WRONG. IT IS RIGHT. STFU ODA, THIS IS MY CANON NOW AND I AM SHOOTING SANJI'S OTHER EYE OUT WITH IT. BAM.

[classified255.livejournal.com]

no of course not!!!

[classified255.livejournal.com]

yes, poor poor sanji!!!

Thank you!!

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

This is all so true, it hurts. ^_^

[classified255.livejournal.com]

Why thank ya!

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

Ahh that was my good eye!!!

That was too cute

[classified255.livejournal.com]

thanks ^_^

[dethorats]

That was most excellent! Poor Sanji and poor Usopp as well!

[classified255.livejournal.com]

Thank yoU! and yes, poor guys U_U

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT XD; *scratches idea out for virgin entry*

[classified255.livejournal.com]

XD!!!!!

[kotoshin.livejournal.com]

XD

You made me lose teh funny and go for the squick. *shakes fist*

I WILL come up with something fluffy for this. Somehow. XDD

[classified255.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE MASTER OF ALL EVIL!!

Hehe Sorry about that ^^