The Very First - Ace version
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Title: The Very First - version Ace
Pairing: It becomes pretty immediately obvious, I think...
Rating: PG
Words: 272
Theme: First Kisses
Notes: Just like the first one, only.. different. Yeah, this is totally cheating, but... it had to be done.
"What's it like? The first?" He's bashful but curious.
"Like the time I had to save the whole crew from being roasted alive above the bonfire of the plaid Sea Mongooses..." A glance, a shrug and the truth. "...A little scary."
A spread of hands appeared from the wall and fanned her ample bosom. "Ah... Hi-mi-tsu."
"Like eating a whole lot of burnt meat!"
"If you're lucky, it'll be with a goddess whose beauty and eloquence you don't deserve but are somehow blessed to know anyway. If you're not lucky... well..." A long thoughtful drag and a flare of ash. "...you come out of it with charred lips and your eyebrow singed half off."
No hesitation. "I prefer cash."
He almost doesn't ask Zoro.
"My first kiss?" the silence after Chopper's nervous nod stretches for so long that the little reindeer almost apologies and leaves.
"Did you know..." Zoro finally answers, "that rum is flamable?"
"How the hell did you get this number? Who is this?" The snail phone shrieks in Chopper's hooves. "If this is you, Portga--"
"You want to know about my first kiss?" the freckled pirate smiles warmly down from the railing at the little reindeer. "Well... see..." the Flame Fist actually blushes. "Maybe -you'd- like to be my first...?"
Before Chopper has a chance to answer, a blur of black and a gleam of metal streak above his head from either side and the bare-chested pirate topples over the side with a tip of his hat and firey laugh.
"Maybe next time!" Is the last he hears before Ace's boat speeds away toward the horizon.
Title: The Very First - version Ace
Pairing: It becomes pretty immediately obvious, I think...
Rating: PG
Words: 272
Theme: First Kisses
Notes: Just like the first one, only.. different. Yeah, this is totally cheating, but... it had to be done.
"What's it like? The first?" He's bashful but curious.
"Like the time I had to save the whole crew from being roasted alive above the bonfire of the plaid Sea Mongooses..." A glance, a shrug and the truth. "...A little scary."
A spread of hands appeared from the wall and fanned her ample bosom. "Ah... Hi-mi-tsu."
"Like eating a whole lot of burnt meat!"
"If you're lucky, it'll be with a goddess whose beauty and eloquence you don't deserve but are somehow blessed to know anyway. If you're not lucky... well..." A long thoughtful drag and a flare of ash. "...you come out of it with charred lips and your eyebrow singed half off."
No hesitation. "I prefer cash."
He almost doesn't ask Zoro.
"My first kiss?" the silence after Chopper's nervous nod stretches for so long that the little reindeer almost apologies and leaves.
"Did you know..." Zoro finally answers, "that rum is flamable?"
"How the hell did you get this number? Who is this?" The snail phone shrieks in Chopper's hooves. "If this is you, Portga--"
"You want to know about my first kiss?" the freckled pirate smiles warmly down from the railing at the little reindeer. "Well... see..." the Flame Fist actually blushes. "Maybe -you'd- like to be my first...?"
Before Chopper has a chance to answer, a blur of black and a gleam of metal streak above his head from either side and the bare-chested pirate topples over the side with a tip of his hat and firey laugh.
"Maybe next time!" Is the last he hears before Ace's boat speeds away toward the horizon.
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Date: 2005-08-05 01:59 am (UTC)"How the hell did you get this number? Who is this?" The snail phone shrieks in Chopper's hooves. "If this is you, Portga--"
That had me rolling. All of it is so very awesome. ^_^
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Date: 2005-08-05 04:37 am (UTC)Ace hitting on Chopper is also hilarious!