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onepieceyaoi100Title: The Worst Night
Words: 263
Pairing: Sanji x All Other Male Strawhats
Rating: PG
Theme: First Kisses
A/N: I wanted to have fun with the wording of the theme. First Kisses.
"So, everyone have the plan down?" Usopp asked, making a small flattening gesture with his spread fingers.
"Yup." Luffy grinned enthusiastically.
"Uh huh." Chopper nodded and clutched the brim of his hat.
"No," Zoro finished flatly. "I don't."
"Aw, come on Zoro." Luffy threw an arm over his swordsman's shoulders.
"You know the plan," Usopp nearly sang, cajoling him through a steady stream of jabs to the abdomen.
"I'm not doing this," Zoro elaborated, his eyebrow the sole expresser of the pure irritation he most certainly felt. "It's stupid. If he can't--"
"But isn't he your friend? The hand that feeds? Your comrade?" The last word seemed to strike a cord and Usopp detected the scent of victory.
"Get Nami to do it." Zoro shifted uncomfortably. "Or Robin."
"We want to cheer him up, not kill him." Usopp sighed, sinking under profound concern. "To think that a man could go so long without ever having done that."
"Come on, Zoro!" Luffy whined. "You're the one who made him feel bad in the first place."
The swordsman stiffened considerably.
That night was arguably the worst in Sanji's life. His first four kisses- saved for goddesses with silken heads of red, blond, brown and black- were viciously stolen.
And never after would anyone hear of the incident in it's true, horrifying entirety.
All they would know was that Sanji's first kiss came from a beau of legendary flexibility, the second was topless, the third had luscious lips, and the fourth could not go a day without meeting him in the throes of passion.
Words: 263
Pairing: Sanji x All Other Male Strawhats
Rating: PG
Theme: First Kisses
A/N: I wanted to have fun with the wording of the theme. First Kisses.
"So, everyone have the plan down?" Usopp asked, making a small flattening gesture with his spread fingers.
"Yup." Luffy grinned enthusiastically.
"Uh huh." Chopper nodded and clutched the brim of his hat.
"No," Zoro finished flatly. "I don't."
"Aw, come on Zoro." Luffy threw an arm over his swordsman's shoulders.
"You know the plan," Usopp nearly sang, cajoling him through a steady stream of jabs to the abdomen.
"I'm not doing this," Zoro elaborated, his eyebrow the sole expresser of the pure irritation he most certainly felt. "It's stupid. If he can't--"
"But isn't he your friend? The hand that feeds? Your comrade?" The last word seemed to strike a cord and Usopp detected the scent of victory.
"Get Nami to do it." Zoro shifted uncomfortably. "Or Robin."
"We want to cheer him up, not kill him." Usopp sighed, sinking under profound concern. "To think that a man could go so long without ever having done that."
"Come on, Zoro!" Luffy whined. "You're the one who made him feel bad in the first place."
The swordsman stiffened considerably.
That night was arguably the worst in Sanji's life. His first four kisses- saved for goddesses with silken heads of red, blond, brown and black- were viciously stolen.
And never after would anyone hear of the incident in it's true, horrifying entirety.
All they would know was that Sanji's first kiss came from a beau of legendary flexibility, the second was topless, the third had luscious lips, and the fourth could not go a day without meeting him in the throes of passion.
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Date: 2005-08-05 03:41 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-08-05 05:18 am (UTC)A fabulous drabble. I'm especially fond of the last paragraph. *grins*
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Date: 2005-08-05 05:18 am (UTC)- saved for goddesses with silken heads of red, blond, brown and black- No blue? Poor Vivi. Or lucky Vivi, maybe.
And I loved the last paragraph.
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Date: 2005-08-06 12:15 am (UTC)There's gotta be a BABE out there somewhere with exactly the shade of green as Zoro for hair. XD
Just to skeer/traumatize teh cook.
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