onepieceyaoi100 | Romantic

This took me about 15 minutes to write out and edit. And it shows.

Title: Romantic
Rating: G (or is that PG for using the word "sex"?)
Pairing: ZoSan (again.)
Topic: First Kisses
Word Count: 300
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Sanji woke up and slowly realized a few things about his surroundings.

First, it was morning. Second, the sheets were musky. Third, Zoro was sleeping next to him in the same sheet, arms splayed out and visible parts naked. Fourth, Sanji himself was naked as well.

Beyond that point, Sanji’s brain finally started multi-tasking and pipelining several thoughts at once. He recalled the night before. He had gotten slightly drunk and the conversation went off on a seemingly insignificant tangent that mysteriously ended up with him and Zoro tackling each other to prove some point or another that had something to do with the subject of sensitivity.

He couldn’t recall much, but he did know that the resulting sex was GREAT. And sometime during that GREAT sex, he had realized how much he really cared for Zoro all along and hoped that Zoro felt the same. Refocusing his attention back, he found that the green-haired one had woken up and was looking back at Sanji.

In that moment, Sanji knew that Zoro had realized the same feelings he had. It also occurred to both of them that they had not really kissed each other on the lips during the GREAT sex. Simultaneously wanting to correct the situation, the two mirrored each other’s movements as they closed the gap between them and pressed their mouths together for their very first kiss as a couple.

A moment passed.

"AARRGGHH!!" "BLLEEGGHH!!"

Sounds of disgust flew from both of their mouths as they swiftly separated and gagged in opposite corners of the room.

"Brush your teeth you green stinking bucket of mold!"

"Oh God, your breath reeked so much that I actually saw Kuina waving at me from across the river!"

Morning breath. Just one example of how real life can be soooo unromantic.

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Cultural Note: In Japan, it's believed that when a person dies, he/she is taken across the Sanzu River to get to Heaven.