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Title: I'm not done!
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (OMG how surprising!)
Word count: 322 (sorry :P)
Notes: Come on ... you know it happens!!
For the first time in weeks, they were alone. Alone to do whatever they wanted.
And what they wanted to do was, naturally, was screw around.
So that’s when we join our favorite pirates. Both on the floor, well Zoro has his back on the floor with Sanji on top oh him; the same way you’re on top of a mechanical horse you put quarters in, only backwards.
It’d been going fine, actually is was going great, until the thrusts starting losing force and Sanji had to shove himself down harder to get the same effect. “Oi, you shitty bastard, you getting tired?” Sanji teased.
Sanji’s movements started to slow when he didn’t get a response. (Never stopping though. Come on, his wasn’t stupid. Why give up a good thing? Seriously?)
There was an unnerving silence “… Zoro?” Sanji asked hesitantly, peering over his shoulder at the muscular man he was currently bouncing on top of. After getting a good look at the man, Sanji’s eyes widened but then narrowed in anger.
After giving a loud growl he punched Zoro straight in the face and got off of the man.
Due to the punch, Zoro’s eyes flew open. He looked groggily at the infuriated blonde but then looked down at his still rather hard member. He could only look back at the blonde with a confused look.
Sanji once again growled “I SO, fucking hate you!” He quickly put on a pair of pants and started his way to climb the ladder out of the bunk.
Zoro, once again, looked very confused. But then he looked annoyed and he watched the cook walk away. Leaving him there, naked, undeniably erect and hot . Where did he get off on just …leaving. “Where the fuck are you going?! I’m not done!” Zoro yelled at his back.
Sanji stopped, turned around slowly and responded the only way he could.
He kicked Zoro straight in the face.
FIN
Sorry >_< first porn fic I've ever done.
Title: I'm not done!
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (OMG how surprising!)
Word count: 322 (sorry :P)
Notes: Come on ... you know it happens!!
For the first time in weeks, they were alone. Alone to do whatever they wanted.
And what they wanted to do was, naturally, was screw around.
So that’s when we join our favorite pirates. Both on the floor, well Zoro has his back on the floor with Sanji on top oh him; the same way you’re on top of a mechanical horse you put quarters in, only backwards.
It’d been going fine, actually is was going great, until the thrusts starting losing force and Sanji had to shove himself down harder to get the same effect. “Oi, you shitty bastard, you getting tired?” Sanji teased.
Sanji’s movements started to slow when he didn’t get a response. (Never stopping though. Come on, his wasn’t stupid. Why give up a good thing? Seriously?)
There was an unnerving silence “… Zoro?” Sanji asked hesitantly, peering over his shoulder at the muscular man he was currently bouncing on top of. After getting a good look at the man, Sanji’s eyes widened but then narrowed in anger.
After giving a loud growl he punched Zoro straight in the face and got off of the man.
Due to the punch, Zoro’s eyes flew open. He looked groggily at the infuriated blonde but then looked down at his still rather hard member. He could only look back at the blonde with a confused look.
Sanji once again growled “I SO, fucking hate you!” He quickly put on a pair of pants and started his way to climb the ladder out of the bunk.
Zoro, once again, looked very confused. But then he looked annoyed and he watched the cook walk away. Leaving him there, naked, undeniably erect and hot . Where did he get off on just …leaving. “Where the fuck are you going?! I’m not done!” Zoro yelled at his back.
Sanji stopped, turned around slowly and responded the only way he could.
He kicked Zoro straight in the face.
FIN
Sorry >_< first porn fic I've ever done.
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Date: 2005-08-14 02:21 am (UTC)Great job!
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Date: 2005-08-14 10:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-15 01:33 am (UTC)Ahahahahah...if Zoro is a mechanical horse...I wonder who'd ride him?? XD Sanji should have know better than to not keep his face occupied. (The guy falls asleep everywhere if it's quiet and comfortable sometimes when it's just one or the other XD)
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Date: 2005-08-15 09:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-16 10:28 pm (UTC)BTW, best bit of p0rn description ever:
Both on the floor, well Zoro has his back on the floor with Sanji on top oh him; the same way you’re on top of a mechanical horse you put quarters in, only backwards.
Hehehe!!!
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Date: 2005-08-16 10:46 pm (UTC)And about the quote ... Well I didn't want to be boring an just say the postion and that was the first thing that came to mind ^^
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Date: 2005-08-17 05:04 pm (UTC)I'm also planning in the near future to write some OP porn for the first time, so I know how you feel (or is that felt?).
Oh, and my brain had no trouble imagining the scene from your descriptions. (^o^)
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Date: 2005-08-17 05:36 pm (UTC)Tanky
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Date: 2005-08-31 09:27 pm (UTC)Otaku_fan~