Villainousness...es.
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Sanji is evil.
Theme: Villainy
Word count: 280
Rating: Uh... PG for weird.
Drabble crack
Pairing: Very very very small allusion to Zosan
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"VENGEANCE IS MINE."
Zoro didn't hear the pointedly capitalised words or the sharp butcher's knife stabbing in his direction. He was too busy eating the creamy parfeit which tasted of the forbidden sweetness of stolen goods, and staring.
When Sanji's eyebrow twitched like that it looked like a furry caterpillar. It seemed to take on a life of its own, swirling around the cook's forehead like this little whirlpool that made Zoro nauseous if he looked too long.
"What the HELL are you staring at?!"
Zoro nearly jumped. It moves. He shuddered and swallowed more cream.
Being exposed to that thing had to lead to some kind of health problem. Maybe that's why the shitty cook was so unbalanced, his eyebrow had clearly taken over his brain and the Sanji they knew was probably some kind of eyebrow zombie. Worse, the thing had been making them FOOD.
Sanji narrowed his eyes when Zoro's gaze noticeably locked onto his forehead, specifically above his line of sight. Then, a slow nasty smile crossed the chef's features. He set down the knife and slowly advanced toward his prey.
Zoro hypnotised by the wiggle of the curl didn't realise the other man stood in front of him until it was too late. He felt the disturbing texture of a hairy curl touch his lips, leaving the faint impression of a swirl.
"UGH!" He spat out the half eaten parfeit on the floor, dancing backward, flailing wildly and wiping his mouth, but alas, the feeling didn't go away. Zoro clutched at his chest, overcome by nausea. "UGH. You VIOLATED ME."
Sanji crossed his arms and stroked a finger over his precious curl. "Moo ha ha ha ha."
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A/N: I admit, I have an obsession.
Theme: Villainy
Word count: 280
Rating: Uh... PG for weird.
Drabble crack
Pairing: Very very very small allusion to Zosan
by
alita_b_angel"VENGEANCE IS MINE."
Zoro didn't hear the pointedly capitalised words or the sharp butcher's knife stabbing in his direction. He was too busy eating the creamy parfeit which tasted of the forbidden sweetness of stolen goods, and staring.
When Sanji's eyebrow twitched like that it looked like a furry caterpillar. It seemed to take on a life of its own, swirling around the cook's forehead like this little whirlpool that made Zoro nauseous if he looked too long.
"What the HELL are you staring at?!"
Zoro nearly jumped. It moves. He shuddered and swallowed more cream.
Being exposed to that thing had to lead to some kind of health problem. Maybe that's why the shitty cook was so unbalanced, his eyebrow had clearly taken over his brain and the Sanji they knew was probably some kind of eyebrow zombie. Worse, the thing had been making them FOOD.
Sanji narrowed his eyes when Zoro's gaze noticeably locked onto his forehead, specifically above his line of sight. Then, a slow nasty smile crossed the chef's features. He set down the knife and slowly advanced toward his prey.
Zoro hypnotised by the wiggle of the curl didn't realise the other man stood in front of him until it was too late. He felt the disturbing texture of a hairy curl touch his lips, leaving the faint impression of a swirl.
"UGH!" He spat out the half eaten parfeit on the floor, dancing backward, flailing wildly and wiping his mouth, but alas, the feeling didn't go away. Zoro clutched at his chest, overcome by nausea. "UGH. You VIOLATED ME."
Sanji crossed his arms and stroked a finger over his precious curl. "Moo ha ha ha ha."
----
A/N: I admit, I have an obsession.
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Date: 2005-08-15 10:38 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-08-16 11:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-15 09:24 pm (UTC)Being exposed to that thing had to lead to some kind of health problem. Maybe that's why the shitty cook was so unbalanced, his eyebrow had clearly taken over his brain and the Sanji they knew was probably some kind of eyebrow zombie. Worse, the thing had been making them FOOD.
I nearly died laughing. AN EYEBROW ZOMBIE. Dear God.
So utterly wonderful. I love it.
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Date: 2005-08-16 11:17 am (UTC)Eyebrow zombies are a serious threat. The entire world could be hypnotised, and through them, Sanji will rule the world.
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Date: 2005-08-16 07:59 pm (UTC)If Sanji ever does wind up ruling the world, then there will be a lot of topless women walking around.
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Date: 2005-08-17 05:33 pm (UTC)No! You're ruining my perfect mental image of Sanji-sama! No, no, nooooo~...
*eventually gets drawn into the evil eyebrow and stops caring* (@_@)
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Date: 2005-08-31 09:21 pm (UTC)Otaku_fan~
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Date: 2005-09-01 03:54 pm (UTC)Otaku_fan~
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Date: 2005-10-22 01:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-23 12:34 am (UTC)Yes, Sanji had a tentative plan to display it on massize billboards and thus cause mass hypnosis.
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Date: 2006-01-14 01:09 pm (UTC)