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onepieceyaoi100Title: Bananaphone
Rating: PG
Pairings: Allusions to Ener/Zoro, Croc/Sanji, Arlong/Nami, Lucci/Kaku... and others.
Words: 300
Topic: Villainy
You know how every time I write something stupid I say it's the dumbest thing I've EVER written? This one takes the cake.
There's got to be something wrong with my head. Because seriously, the moment I read the topic Jess posted last week, the first thing that popped into my brain was Ener and Crocodile chatting like a couple of fags the week before Pride.
The bananaphone rang.
"Eeh?"
"Hi! It's Ener."
"Oh, hey. I thought you were a minion, I was about to start yelling."
"Yahaha! Having trouble down there?"
"Nothing I can't handle. So who are you taking to the villainy gala this year?"
"Oh, I'm so glad you asked. I've got this hot little green-haired number chained up... no, no, sweetie, don't talk. Really nice arms, great with swords. Kuro is going to be *so* jealous. What about you?"
"I haven't decided yet. There's a blond I've got my eye on but I'll have to send a mercenary to pick him up."
"If you're in a pinch, I've got an extra lying around. I dunno if he'd be your type, but you know. You've got the facilities to clean him up nice."
"Mm. Thanks, I'll think about that. Do you think Arlong will bring that red-head again?"
"Augh, I hope not. I heard they had a falling out. Besides, heterosexuality is *so* 1920. What's he going to do next, tie her to a railroad track?"
"So, is it just me or is it totally tasteless that those two CP9 queers come together every year? I mean, what's the *point* of being a villain if you're gonna sleep inside your own circle?"
"Jealous."
"I am not! It's just gross!"
"What about your Two?"
"That is *not* the same thing!"
"Riiiiight."
"Whatever. Need somewhere to stay while you're down here?"
"Only if you've got accommodations fit for God. You have no idea how hard it is to find a ten star hotel."
"In room bananawani tank?"
"Make Mr. 1 my bellboy and you've got a deal."
"You are *such* a muscle freak."
"Pffft. Oh, I gotta go! Ohm's finished dinner. Call you back."
"If you don't get distracted."
"Shut up! See ya."
Rating: PG
Pairings: Allusions to Ener/Zoro, Croc/Sanji, Arlong/Nami, Lucci/Kaku... and others.
Words: 300
Topic: Villainy
You know how every time I write something stupid I say it's the dumbest thing I've EVER written? This one takes the cake.
There's got to be something wrong with my head. Because seriously, the moment I read the topic Jess posted last week, the first thing that popped into my brain was Ener and Crocodile chatting like a couple of fags the week before Pride.
The bananaphone rang.
"Eeh?"
"Hi! It's Ener."
"Oh, hey. I thought you were a minion, I was about to start yelling."
"Yahaha! Having trouble down there?"
"Nothing I can't handle. So who are you taking to the villainy gala this year?"
"Oh, I'm so glad you asked. I've got this hot little green-haired number chained up... no, no, sweetie, don't talk. Really nice arms, great with swords. Kuro is going to be *so* jealous. What about you?"
"I haven't decided yet. There's a blond I've got my eye on but I'll have to send a mercenary to pick him up."
"If you're in a pinch, I've got an extra lying around. I dunno if he'd be your type, but you know. You've got the facilities to clean him up nice."
"Mm. Thanks, I'll think about that. Do you think Arlong will bring that red-head again?"
"Augh, I hope not. I heard they had a falling out. Besides, heterosexuality is *so* 1920. What's he going to do next, tie her to a railroad track?"
"So, is it just me or is it totally tasteless that those two CP9 queers come together every year? I mean, what's the *point* of being a villain if you're gonna sleep inside your own circle?"
"Jealous."
"I am not! It's just gross!"
"What about your Two?"
"That is *not* the same thing!"
"Riiiiight."
"Whatever. Need somewhere to stay while you're down here?"
"Only if you've got accommodations fit for God. You have no idea how hard it is to find a ten star hotel."
"In room bananawani tank?"
"Make Mr. 1 my bellboy and you've got a deal."
"You are *such* a muscle freak."
"Pffft. Oh, I gotta go! Ohm's finished dinner. Call you back."
"If you don't get distracted."
"Shut up! See ya."
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Date: 2005-08-17 03:12 pm (UTC)lol thats so random yet so funny.
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Date: 2005-08-17 03:30 pm (UTC)Why do I picture Ener waving his cigarette holder and patting his feather boa while saying this? XD
That was hilarious!
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Date: 2005-08-17 04:37 pm (UTC)Ps: Ring ring ring ring Bananaphone Bananaphone!
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Date: 2005-08-17 04:52 pm (UTC)I love your deranged brain <3
"If you're in a pinch, I've got an extra lying around. I dunno if he'd be your type, but you know. You've got the facilities to clean him up nice."
Who, may I ask, is he referring to? (<-is teh slow)
"You are *such* a muscle freak."
My boss just looked at me funny when I smiled like an idiot. Yay, for emergency scroll-tabbing!
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Date: 2005-08-17 04:58 pm (UTC)Oh noo! I had just gotten rid of that tune, but now it's back! XD
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Date: 2005-08-17 10:56 pm (UTC)....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I enjoyed the living shit out of this.
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Date: 2005-08-25 07:55 pm (UTC)This RULED so HARD.