Off-topic *and* OOC!

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Title: True love
Fandom: One Piece
Challenge: None: freelance
Number of Words: 115
Rating: R
Pairing/Characters: Zoro/Luffy/Sanji
Summary: "My band" by D-12
Author's Note Entirely stupid semi-pr0n! This is not in any way my normal writing style, it's 4AM-with-Zoro-on-drugs nakama love. <3 We thought it was funny as fuck, but maybe not? Could just be the way we were reading it to each other....


Zoro came in.
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12, baby."
Then Zoro ended his pants at the cry of "PANTS MODE: DEACTIVATE!"
Zoro's cock pressed against Luffy's face.
"Eh. Suck me off." Zoro said, raising an eye brow.
"Oh Zoro, sometimes that hurts." Luffy, whimpering.
Zoro's cock was all up ons. Luffy sighed,
"Fiiiiiinnnneeee~" Luffy sang.
Then his rubberly lips was all up onz Zoro's dick.
"Oh yeah babyz, Daddy likes. Ahhhhh YEAH!" Zoro said, thrusting his arms as Luffy head butted Zoro's hips.
Then Sanji kicked down the door,
"omg zoro, I swear you fucking rock, please oh please let me suck your cock!"
And so he did.

~Fin

Comments

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

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*bursts out laughing*

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

Omg I'm so glad someone other than us thought this was funny. XDD I swear we're retarded sometimes. .__.

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

No...we're 'special'

Actually I love that song

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

I do too. XD The lyrics amuse me to no end. And, as we all know, Zoro is the real Slim Shady.

[otaku-fan.livejournal.com]

holy fuck...
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you fucking rock, i love u.

Otaku_Fan~