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onepieceyaoi100Title: I'm bored
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro (SORRY. But seriously! These two are the best for game drabbles! So much competition between the two ^_^ but I'll do another one with a diff pairing I promise)
Rating: PG-13 for naughty language
Word count:300
Topic: Games
“SAY IT!”
“NO!”
“JUST FUCKING SAY IT!” Sanji Screamed
“NO!” Zoro repeated “I AM NOT APOLOGIZING BECAUSE I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!”
“WHAT?! ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID?! JUST SAY IT!! YOU KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG SO JUST MOTHER FUCKING SAY IT!!!”
“FOR CHRISTS SAKE NO! I WILL NOT. I WON’T EVER SAY IT! SO JUST SCREW OFF!!!”
Sanji fell silent. Shaking with anger “FINE. DON’T SAY IT. BUT UNTIL YOU SAY IT YOU BETTER NOT COME NEAR ME!”
Zoro scoffed “Yeah ok” he said mockingly
Sanji growled and literally kicked Zoro out of the kitchen while screaming “I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!!!”
...
3 days of ‘I’m not speaking to you’ later …
“Zoro?”
Zoro, who had been taking a nap, cracked an eye open, “What?”
“I’m bored” Sanji said flatly
Zoro smirked at him “I thought you weren’t talking to me?”
“Shut up.”
Zoro’s smirk turned into a smile “but … if you’re that bored” He rested his hand on Sanji’s hip.
“I’m not that bored!” Sanji smacked his hand away “But seriously, I want to play a game.”
“A game? What game?” Zoro sounded uninterested
Sanji shrugged “I dunno. I found this board game.”
Zoro sighed “Fiiiine.”
After 20 minutes, pieces had been set up, moved around the board; one, two, three … four times. And although Sanji had a great start, Zoro ended up winning.
“HA!” Zoro cried out “I won!”
“No!” Sanji snapped “You don’t win until you say the name of the game. Kinda like Bingo.”
“Oh. … Well, what’s the name of the game?”
Sanji lifted up the cover of the box, high enough to cover the smirk on his face.
Zoro read the cover “… Sorry?”
Sanji smiled big and wide “Apology accepted”
Silence.
…
…
Zoro’s eyes went wide “… YOU FUCKER!!”
FIN!!!
Sanji's such a sneak!!
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro (SORRY. But seriously! These two are the best for game drabbles! So much competition between the two ^_^ but I'll do another one with a diff pairing I promise)
Rating: PG-13 for naughty language
Word count:300
Topic: Games
“SAY IT!”
“NO!”
“JUST FUCKING SAY IT!” Sanji Screamed
“NO!” Zoro repeated “I AM NOT APOLOGIZING BECAUSE I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!”
“WHAT?! ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID?! JUST SAY IT!! YOU KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG SO JUST MOTHER FUCKING SAY IT!!!”
“FOR CHRISTS SAKE NO! I WILL NOT. I WON’T EVER SAY IT! SO JUST SCREW OFF!!!”
Sanji fell silent. Shaking with anger “FINE. DON’T SAY IT. BUT UNTIL YOU SAY IT YOU BETTER NOT COME NEAR ME!”
Zoro scoffed “Yeah ok” he said mockingly
Sanji growled and literally kicked Zoro out of the kitchen while screaming “I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!!!”
...
3 days of ‘I’m not speaking to you’ later …
“Zoro?”
Zoro, who had been taking a nap, cracked an eye open, “What?”
“I’m bored” Sanji said flatly
Zoro smirked at him “I thought you weren’t talking to me?”
“Shut up.”
Zoro’s smirk turned into a smile “but … if you’re that bored” He rested his hand on Sanji’s hip.
“I’m not that bored!” Sanji smacked his hand away “But seriously, I want to play a game.”
“A game? What game?” Zoro sounded uninterested
Sanji shrugged “I dunno. I found this board game.”
Zoro sighed “Fiiiine.”
After 20 minutes, pieces had been set up, moved around the board; one, two, three … four times. And although Sanji had a great start, Zoro ended up winning.
“HA!” Zoro cried out “I won!”
“No!” Sanji snapped “You don’t win until you say the name of the game. Kinda like Bingo.”
“Oh. … Well, what’s the name of the game?”
Sanji lifted up the cover of the box, high enough to cover the smirk on his face.
Zoro read the cover “… Sorry?”
Sanji smiled big and wide “Apology accepted”
Silence.
…
…
Zoro’s eyes went wide “… YOU FUCKER!!”
FIN!!!
Sanji's such a sneak!!
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Date: 2005-08-19 03:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-19 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-21 12:56 am (UTC)This is Zoro we're talking about. The guy's not exactly a rocket surgeon...
^_^
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Date: 2005-08-26 09:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-19 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-19 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-19 07:09 pm (UTC)*laughs* I love that you never even say what they were arguing about. It's so them though.
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Date: 2005-08-19 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-19 08:29 pm (UTC)::DIES:: XD! That was AWESOME. Brilliant.
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Date: 2005-08-19 08:32 pm (UTC)CLEAR!! ::ZAP::
Why thank ya!!
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Date: 2005-08-19 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-19 10:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-21 12:57 am (UTC)Nice. ^_^
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Date: 2005-08-21 11:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-21 01:34 pm (UTC)That was very sneeky of Sanji.XD
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Date: 2005-08-21 02:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-23 01:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-23 09:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-23 11:47 pm (UTC)Great punchline in this. I totally didn't see it coming. ^_^
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Date: 2005-08-24 09:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-31 09:11 pm (UTC)Otaku_fan~