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onepieceyaoi100Title: Innocence
Rating: G
Word Count: 174
Pairing: Zoro & Luffy
Topic: Female Involvement
Note: Sanji's cherry pie makes a cameo appearance XD
It seemed to Sanji that the first mate was napping a lot more these days. On most occasions, that was totally fine with the love cook; however, sleeping in the kitchen was not tolerable.
While fixing a snack for his captain, Sanji decided to teach the green-haired man some manners.
"Oi, stupid swordsman! You're gonna gain more weight if you don't start to exercise soon."
Opening one eye to glare at the offender, Zoro growled,
"I am not fat!"
Deciding to recruit his captain's help, Sanji held out the cherry pie towards Luffy.
"What do you think, Luffy-kun?"
Luffy's eyes were glued to the pie, but he bravely glanced away for Zoro's sake.
"Ano..."
"Well?"
The cherry pie moved closer.
Luffy squirmed.
"But I don't think Zoro's fat! Besides Nami said sex was really healthy exercise! And we do it a lot!"
In the awkward silence that followed, Luffy dived for the plate in Sanji's hands, and Zoro woke up in time to smirk.
Outside the kitchen door, Nami giggled over Sanji's horrified expression.
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Date: 2005-09-04 02:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 02:41 am (UTC)(plus I totally went aaaaaahsqueeee over the zolu. just to let you know. XD)
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Date: 2005-09-04 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 03:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 03:08 am (UTC)And I agree with voodoodoll--horrified!Sanji it teh funnay.
Lastly, kudos for having Zoro smirk about it and not be embarrased!
Wai, wai, LuZo!
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Date: 2005-09-04 03:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 05:22 am (UTC)Best line ever.
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Date: 2005-09-04 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 01:57 pm (UTC)And kudos for having Sanji trying to bribe Luffy with pie.
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Date: 2005-09-05 05:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-05 12:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-27 03:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-27 03:28 pm (UTC)