a man's romance
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onepieceyaoi100Title: In the Closet
Rating: PG
Pairing: Fullbody/Jango... er, kind of.
Words: 285
Notes: This is arguably the dumbest thing I've ever written. And look, another one of my retarded icons gets its moment in the spotlight. n_n
There was a storage closet which shared a wall with Hina-taisa's personal bath where one could hear very well the happenings on the other side of said wall. Water running, footsteps. It was in this closet that Jango and Fullbody staked out some evenings, ears pressed to this wall in hopes of hearing something more interesting than the drum of the shower spray. But their superior officer didn't so much as emit a hum to herself in the bath, let alone the moans of self-induced pleasure that the two men dreamed of. So it was more common that the two would engage in 'brotherly love' or 'masculine romance' on such outings. Which mostly meant plotting for capturing their beloved taisa's attention.
"Aaah... her footsteps are like raindrops of love on my heart," Fullbody swooned in the tiny whispers they had to use in the closet, lest Hina hear them. "Tomorrow... breakfast in bed!"
"With flowers!" Jango agreed, raising a hand for Fullbody to clasp.
"Brilliant idea, brother!" Fullbody paused. "But where will we find flowers on the high seas?"
"Hmmm... seaweed bouquets?"
"I don't think kelp can be considered a plant of love. I know! We shall make the flowers ourselves, using the ancient art of origami."
"Amazing!" Jango exulted and they embraced in a fit of overwhelming friendship and comradery, patting each other on the back, one step closer on the conquest of love.
When Hina found them on the floor of her linen closet the next morning, wrapped up in each other's arms and snoring, Fullbody sucking on his thumb, she only sighed with annoyance and with a roll of her eyes, let the door click shut. Don't ask, don't tell.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Fullbody/Jango... er, kind of.
Words: 285
Notes: This is arguably the dumbest thing I've ever written. And look, another one of my retarded icons gets its moment in the spotlight. n_n
There was a storage closet which shared a wall with Hina-taisa's personal bath where one could hear very well the happenings on the other side of said wall. Water running, footsteps. It was in this closet that Jango and Fullbody staked out some evenings, ears pressed to this wall in hopes of hearing something more interesting than the drum of the shower spray. But their superior officer didn't so much as emit a hum to herself in the bath, let alone the moans of self-induced pleasure that the two men dreamed of. So it was more common that the two would engage in 'brotherly love' or 'masculine romance' on such outings. Which mostly meant plotting for capturing their beloved taisa's attention.
"Aaah... her footsteps are like raindrops of love on my heart," Fullbody swooned in the tiny whispers they had to use in the closet, lest Hina hear them. "Tomorrow... breakfast in bed!"
"With flowers!" Jango agreed, raising a hand for Fullbody to clasp.
"Brilliant idea, brother!" Fullbody paused. "But where will we find flowers on the high seas?"
"Hmmm... seaweed bouquets?"
"I don't think kelp can be considered a plant of love. I know! We shall make the flowers ourselves, using the ancient art of origami."
"Amazing!" Jango exulted and they embraced in a fit of overwhelming friendship and comradery, patting each other on the back, one step closer on the conquest of love.
When Hina found them on the floor of her linen closet the next morning, wrapped up in each other's arms and snoring, Fullbody sucking on his thumb, she only sighed with annoyance and with a roll of her eyes, let the door click shut. Don't ask, don't tell.
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Date: 2004-03-15 09:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-16 11:55 pm (UTC)They're so cute. <3 XD;;
Kyaaa~
Date: 2004-03-17 10:18 pm (UTC)And bluepard, your icon kicks SO much ass!! Monty Python all they way XD
Re: Kyaaa~
Date: 2004-03-17 10:25 pm (UTC)I wasn't expecting anyone would do this pairing, and I love unusual pairings, and yeah. Much love. XD
am but a lowly lurker
Date: 2006-11-09 08:35 am (UTC)