In which Sanji fails.
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Bounty
Rating: G
Pairing: None, really. Sanji _trying_ to get it on with somebody.
Words: Quite literally 300. Ouch.
Notes: Eheheheheh. I like lame pick-up lines? ^_^;; Also, hi everybody! I'm Eike :D Pleased to meet you. This place seems like fun, so I'll try to post around here. And I hope this is marines-y enough.
Sanji stepped up to the woman, smile in place. He bowed in greeting, then reached out for her hand. "Miss, you're a marine, aren't you?"
The woman pulled her hand back with stammering some form of reply. Her glasses had instantly fogged up, and she didn't look too sure on her feet. Perfect.
"Well, I'd like to set up a bounty then."
She instantly sprang to attention. "A bounty sir? Who, how much, and what's the reason? We can't let just anybody have a bounty you know. The Marines don't really care about petty thieves, they have to be truly vile, despicable, and..."
Sanji only chuckled at her. "Well, I don't know about vile and despicable, but she's a great thief. She's stolen something of extremely high value."
The woman nodded, her thick-rimmed glasses sliding down on her nose.
"A bounty for YOU, because you've stolen my heart!"
"WHAT?" She stumbled back, tripping on her feet and landing on her butt. Sanji smiled softly and offered his hand to her. Mmm, he was going to get laid tonight!
A gasp from the throng of people drew his attention away from her for a moment. "Isn't that..." "I can't believe it!" "Run for it!" It took Sanji all of three seconds to figure out the reason for the commotion.
"RORONOA ZORO!"
Well, not important.
Wait. Who had just yelled that?
Sanji turned back to his conquest, only to discover her on her feet, running towards his green-haired crew mate.
"RORONOA ZORO! I challenge you! I refuse to let those beautiful swords stay in your hands!" She stumbled a bit as she tried to make her way through the crowd.
Sanji lit a cigarette and took a deep breath. Fucking asshole. What right did Zoro have to steal his women? He angrily flung the cigarette to the floor and crushed it underneath his shoes.
Rating: G
Pairing: None, really. Sanji _trying_ to get it on with somebody.
Words: Quite literally 300. Ouch.
Notes: Eheheheheh. I like lame pick-up lines? ^_^;; Also, hi everybody! I'm Eike :D Pleased to meet you. This place seems like fun, so I'll try to post around here. And I hope this is marines-y enough.
Sanji stepped up to the woman, smile in place. He bowed in greeting, then reached out for her hand. "Miss, you're a marine, aren't you?"
The woman pulled her hand back with stammering some form of reply. Her glasses had instantly fogged up, and she didn't look too sure on her feet. Perfect.
"Well, I'd like to set up a bounty then."
She instantly sprang to attention. "A bounty sir? Who, how much, and what's the reason? We can't let just anybody have a bounty you know. The Marines don't really care about petty thieves, they have to be truly vile, despicable, and..."
Sanji only chuckled at her. "Well, I don't know about vile and despicable, but she's a great thief. She's stolen something of extremely high value."
The woman nodded, her thick-rimmed glasses sliding down on her nose.
"A bounty for YOU, because you've stolen my heart!"
"WHAT?" She stumbled back, tripping on her feet and landing on her butt. Sanji smiled softly and offered his hand to her. Mmm, he was going to get laid tonight!
A gasp from the throng of people drew his attention away from her for a moment. "Isn't that..." "I can't believe it!" "Run for it!" It took Sanji all of three seconds to figure out the reason for the commotion.
"RORONOA ZORO!"
Well, not important.
Wait. Who had just yelled that?
Sanji turned back to his conquest, only to discover her on her feet, running towards his green-haired crew mate.
"RORONOA ZORO! I challenge you! I refuse to let those beautiful swords stay in your hands!" She stumbled a bit as she tried to make her way through the crowd.
Sanji lit a cigarette and took a deep breath. Fucking asshole. What right did Zoro have to steal his women? He angrily flung the cigarette to the floor and crushed it underneath his shoes.
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