onepieceyaoi100

o_O wow I kinda took a break didn't I? Well, I think this fits the subject; Its about manlyness ^_^

Title: Who's the man?
Rating: Pg-13?
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Macho
word count:284

Zoro always thought of himself as the man. And thus, prompted him to tell Sanji all the reasons that he was indeed much manly than the later.

For instance,

Zoro showered at night; washing away the sweat and blood and heat of the day. All the dirtiness from battles and hard labor, washed away with a 10 minute shower.

Sanji showered at night and in the morning. At night so he could wash his hair so it wouldn’t dry in the morning and get frizzy. Then in the morning because he had this feeling of being unclean first thing in the day.

Zoro had three pairs of pants and about six shirts. They were in constant rotation with each other and only got cleaned about once a month.

Sanji had more clothes than he knew what to do with. Shirts, pants, undershirts, coats, socks and under wear. All cleaned every Sunday with nice detergent, then dried and ironed.

When Zoro ate, he rushed and gulped and barley chewed.

When Sanji ate, he sliced, smeared the slice in any sauce on his plate, chewed with his mouth shut, swallowed and dabbed his mouth with a napkin.

Zoro was big and muscular and covered in scars from the heat of battles.

Sanji was thin and lanky and had a little scar on his finger where he got distracted when cutting veggies.

The list went on and on.

But when it was Sanji’s turn to make his case, he only brought up one thing for his defense.

The sounds Zoro made, the movements he made, and the little begs he made to Sanji whenever Zoro lay on his back...

Told Sanji that he was the man.

FIN!!!

God I've been away from here for a while >_< I hope it doesn't suck