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onepieceyaoi100I never see a whole lot of this coupling, not that I really expected to, but I decided to try my own hand at it.
Title: You'll Never See Coming
Rating: PG
Word Count: 293
Pairing: Hinted SanUso
Topic: Vanity
The Great Captain Usopp was a man who had conquered many questions of the sea. He had found the Greatest Treasure That Ever Had Existed (in fact, he was quoted to say it rested upon his five-ton hammer as a reminder to himself) and other tales to tell.
But one of the tales he could never quite figure out was the one behind the veil of hair the cook wore daily. Even in his sleep, he had monitored his freakish ability to keep it over his eye and defy gravity.
It was during one of those times the Captain had his own investigation into the matter. His bronzed hand reaching over to lift the tuft of hair before a creme-colored hand grabbed it in defense. It startled him at first before he realized the grasp was light enough -- he was still asleep.
"Oh! Miss Nami~ you mustn't touch me there!" Instantly, a frown began to form. Why was he being mistaken for Nami? Then, the lips on the cook frowned and he could see the eyelids flicker, "God damn algae-haired asshole!"
The next morning, the cook was in his usual antics over the archaeologist and the navigator while the Great Captain made his way into the room.
"Whoa! Usopp, what happened to you?" remarked the true Captain of the Going Merry. Eyes wide as usual as he took in the assorted lumps and bruises that resided on his face and body. A plate fell to his chest on the table in front of him while the Cook lowered himself to whisper his ears, "I keep it like that for vanity reasons. But if you ever touch it again, I'll give you an asskicking you'll never see coming."
Title: You'll Never See Coming
Rating: PG
Word Count: 293
Pairing: Hinted SanUso
Topic: Vanity
The Great Captain Usopp was a man who had conquered many questions of the sea. He had found the Greatest Treasure That Ever Had Existed (in fact, he was quoted to say it rested upon his five-ton hammer as a reminder to himself) and other tales to tell.
But one of the tales he could never quite figure out was the one behind the veil of hair the cook wore daily. Even in his sleep, he had monitored his freakish ability to keep it over his eye and defy gravity.
It was during one of those times the Captain had his own investigation into the matter. His bronzed hand reaching over to lift the tuft of hair before a creme-colored hand grabbed it in defense. It startled him at first before he realized the grasp was light enough -- he was still asleep.
"Oh! Miss Nami~ you mustn't touch me there!" Instantly, a frown began to form. Why was he being mistaken for Nami? Then, the lips on the cook frowned and he could see the eyelids flicker, "God damn algae-haired asshole!"
The next morning, the cook was in his usual antics over the archaeologist and the navigator while the Great Captain made his way into the room.
"Whoa! Usopp, what happened to you?" remarked the true Captain of the Going Merry. Eyes wide as usual as he took in the assorted lumps and bruises that resided on his face and body. A plate fell to his chest on the table in front of him while the Cook lowered himself to whisper his ears, "I keep it like that for vanity reasons. But if you ever touch it again, I'll give you an asskicking you'll never see coming."
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Date: 2005-09-23 02:25 am (UTC)A plate fell to his chest on the table in front of him while the Cook lowered himself to whisper his ears, "I keep it like that for vanity reasons. But if you ever touch it again, I'll give you an asskicking you'll never see coming."
I had a feeling, Sanji knew about that. x3 Awesome drabble!! <3
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