onepieceyaoi100 | The Prince and His Shoe

I just got this idea about *checks clock* an hour ago.

Before you read the drabble below, you will have to read Sir Knight (particularly the last part) to get why this is on-topic.

Title: The Prince and His Shoe
Rating: PG (for some language)
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Word Count: 300
Topic: Dreams Come True (required reading: Sir Knight)

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"MY SHOE!" Sanji cried out as his shoe fell down the short cliff onto the rocks below.

Zoro paused, left arm raised to block Sanji's kick. He looked up Sanji's raised leg and confirmed that Sanji's right foot now only sported a sock.

"Kuso Marimo! Get down there and get my shoe back!"

"What!? You go get your own damn stinky shoe!"

"I can't go down there hopping on one foot! And the slime on those rocks will soak right through my sock! Besides, it's your fault!"

"It's not my fault that you keep making a fool of yourself with those 'Mr. Prince' sunglasses! Just go back to the ship for another pair of shoes!"

"I need that shoe now, or I'll be late for the Midnight Gala and everyone will call me a duck!"

"A duck?"

"It's slang for 'peculiar person'. There, I educated you. Now return the favor and get me my shoe."

"What favor!? I don't care about your stupid reputation! Nothing you say or do will make me get that shoe!"

Sanji then did something completely unexpected. He leaned forward onto Zoro's chest and looked up, pushing up his sunglasses so that his left eye was unveiled.

"Please?"

(moments later)

'Why am I doing this?' Zoro wondered as he searched. Finding a black shoe was difficult, even with plenty of moonlight.

'Found it!'

But just as Zoro reached for the shoe, a long, forked tongue whipped out and dragged it into a hole among the rocks. Cursing, Zoro reached in, but quickly withdrew from sudden pain. Eyeing the bite marks, Zoro drew out a sword, stabbed inside the hole, and dragged out a dead lizard-like creature.

Zoro felt déjà vu as he returned to Sanji, who, as if for a fitting, waited with his foot extended.

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Sorry, I couldn't fit in a decent ending. Got the "duck" definition from here.
When I wrote that last part in "Sir Knight", I wasn't thinking this far ahead. Honest (^^;)