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Oct. 10th, 2005 11:39 pmTitle: Fight & Make-Up
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 274
Pairing: Luffy x Zoro, implied Sanji x Zoro
Topic: Curiosity
I can't seem to write One Piece as well I used to anymore, so I'm sorry for any unintended suckiness of this drabble. Hopefully my OP muse will return and I can feel inspired again like I used to.
“Hey, Zoro, you’re a doody-head,” Luffy announces to the swordsman, who just looks at him stupefied, “And you smell funny sometimes.”
“Luffy, what the hell are you trying to do?” Zoro asks putting down his weights so he can think more clearly about Luffy’s bizarre behavior.
The young pirate captain pouts and says, “I wanna argue with you like Sanji does.”
“Why the hell do you want to anything that stupid ero-cook does?”
“’Cause I want to know what’s so great about make-up sex, that makes you two fight so much.”
Zoro’s face turns a bright shade of red at his captain’s answer then he stammers, “How do you- Who told you? On second thought never mind, if you know the whole damn ship probably knows.” The older man sighs in defeat. Of course that secret was never to come out, ever, and since he didn’t tell anyone the swordsman puts his blame to the other man, “Damn cook and his big mouth.”
“Please argue with me Zoro,” Luffy pleads, “I just wanna know what you guys like about it so much.”
“Fine then, your hat looks silly.”
“Don’t you make fun of my hat!” Luffy yells back truly angry.
“Ok, I was wrong, Luffy,” Zoro says quickly, hoping the younger man hadn’t been sidetracked already. “Let’s go to the storage room and make-up.”
The teen’s face clears of all anger to return to its normal cheery state. “Good, now you can show me what Sanji does to you that makes you scream enough for the whole ship to hear,” Luffy says excitedly grabbing Zoro’s hand to drag him to the mentioned storage room.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 274
Pairing: Luffy x Zoro, implied Sanji x Zoro
Topic: Curiosity
I can't seem to write One Piece as well I used to anymore, so I'm sorry for any unintended suckiness of this drabble. Hopefully my OP muse will return and I can feel inspired again like I used to.
“Hey, Zoro, you’re a doody-head,” Luffy announces to the swordsman, who just looks at him stupefied, “And you smell funny sometimes.”
“Luffy, what the hell are you trying to do?” Zoro asks putting down his weights so he can think more clearly about Luffy’s bizarre behavior.
The young pirate captain pouts and says, “I wanna argue with you like Sanji does.”
“Why the hell do you want to anything that stupid ero-cook does?”
“’Cause I want to know what’s so great about make-up sex, that makes you two fight so much.”
Zoro’s face turns a bright shade of red at his captain’s answer then he stammers, “How do you- Who told you? On second thought never mind, if you know the whole damn ship probably knows.” The older man sighs in defeat. Of course that secret was never to come out, ever, and since he didn’t tell anyone the swordsman puts his blame to the other man, “Damn cook and his big mouth.”
“Please argue with me Zoro,” Luffy pleads, “I just wanna know what you guys like about it so much.”
“Fine then, your hat looks silly.”
“Don’t you make fun of my hat!” Luffy yells back truly angry.
“Ok, I was wrong, Luffy,” Zoro says quickly, hoping the younger man hadn’t been sidetracked already. “Let’s go to the storage room and make-up.”
The teen’s face clears of all anger to return to its normal cheery state. “Good, now you can show me what Sanji does to you that makes you scream enough for the whole ship to hear,” Luffy says excitedly grabbing Zoro’s hand to drag him to the mentioned storage room.
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Date: 2005-10-11 06:52 am (UTC)LOL! I love the implication that Zoro can't train and think at the same time...
And I can't believe he insulted Luffy's hat! Low blow, man... ~_~
I love this story!
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Date: 2005-10-11 11:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-11 09:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-11 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-13 12:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-15 03:38 am (UTC)Can't say if Luffy's innocent or just silly.lol