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onepieceyaoi100Title: A Simple Question
Topic: Sex ed
Pairing: None really, but implied ZoroxSanji (Luffy's in it too)
Word Count: 160
Rating: PG-15
Notes: Based on a true story. A friend of mine witnessed this at band camp.
"So, what is it?"
Luffy looked from Zoro to Sanji and back again, with wide, pleading eyes. The cook and the swordsman glanced at each other, then back at the captain. It was incredible that, despite his experience in the world, he still innocent enough to not know what it was.
The two had been discussing the previous night's activities. Luffy had been eavesdropping. He hadn’t been paying too much attention, until he caught an unfamiliar word.
Orgasm.
Thus, the question.
"So, what is it?" he repeated. Zoro cleared his throat.
"Uh…it's when, um…"
"An orgasm is a flightless bird that inhabits islands of the South Blue," Sanji sighed, lighting up a cigarette. Zoro stared at him.
"Cool!" cried Luffy. "I'm gonna go ask Robin about orgasms!"
Zoro stared slack-jawed as the captain bounded off to find Robin.
"What'd you go telling him that for?" he cried. Sanji smiled warmly.
"Sometimes it's just easier to let other people explain things."
Topic: Sex ed
Pairing: None really, but implied ZoroxSanji (Luffy's in it too)
Word Count: 160
Rating: PG-15
Notes: Based on a true story. A friend of mine witnessed this at band camp.
"So, what is it?"
Luffy looked from Zoro to Sanji and back again, with wide, pleading eyes. The cook and the swordsman glanced at each other, then back at the captain. It was incredible that, despite his experience in the world, he still innocent enough to not know what it was.
The two had been discussing the previous night's activities. Luffy had been eavesdropping. He hadn’t been paying too much attention, until he caught an unfamiliar word.
Orgasm.
Thus, the question.
"So, what is it?" he repeated. Zoro cleared his throat.
"Uh…it's when, um…"
"An orgasm is a flightless bird that inhabits islands of the South Blue," Sanji sighed, lighting up a cigarette. Zoro stared at him.
"Cool!" cried Luffy. "I'm gonna go ask Robin about orgasms!"
Zoro stared slack-jawed as the captain bounded off to find Robin.
"What'd you go telling him that for?" he cried. Sanji smiled warmly.
"Sometimes it's just easier to let other people explain things."
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Date: 2005-10-15 05:34 pm (UTC)hahah, very nice. Poor innocent luffy XD