Sensei's Lessons

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Well, whaddya know? My writer's block is gone (for now).

Title: Sensei's Lessons
Rating: PG
Pairing: ZoSan / SanZo, take your pick.
Word Count: 255
Topic: Sex Ed

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"Zoro, you are now almost thirteen years-old and becoming a man. Your body will be going through a lot of changes for the next couple of years. Most of these changes will help you on your quest to become the greatest swordsman in the world.

However, there are some changes that may hinder you depending upon who you fight, and as your Sensei it is my duty to teach you about these things in advance so that you are prepared to conquer them. By understanding the reason behind your body's reactions to certain stimuli, you can gain the means to control those reactions. You may not fully understand it all now, but it is better to start early rather than later.

So, let's start off with the very basics. Zoro, where do you think babies come from?"

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Coming out of his reverie about those long ago lessons, Zoro looked down at the Love-Cook sleeping next to him.

No smoothness of hairless legs to pay no heed to.
No curvaceous derriere to ignore.
No hourglass figure to be indifferent to (NOT feign indifference. Key point!).
No jiggly boobs to silently scoff at.
No flowery scent to not acknowledge.
No dainty fingers tipped with nail polish to deride.
No full, luscious lips to overlook.
No dewy eyes feigning harmlessness to wordlessly mock.

What was there, instead, was a satisfied smirk of victory plastered all over the sleeping blond's smarmy face.

Zoro bowed his head and covered his eyes with his hands, dejected. "Sensei, your lessons failed me."

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Comments

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

!!! that's really quite brilliant...explains Zoro so well!

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you! It's an honor to me to get such a compliment from you.

[sporkbotic.livejournal.com]

God... I love waking up to good fic. This is fantastic.

I love dojo brat Zoro! 8D

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

"...good fic...fantastic."

*squee!squee!* (<-has been depraved of praise lately)

I really need to find the time to write more. Or rather, get my brain more inspired.

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

Aww, I like. <3

[ironpuncher2.livejournal.com]

That was so deliciously in-character that you must be given three gold stars. *_* Bravo!

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

"...you must be given three gold stars."

*sniff* Now I'm feeling nostalgic of my elementary school days where the teachers platered my worksheets with gold stars. Good memories.

[adakie.livejournal.com]

*lol* So perfect!

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

This one is my favourite so far HEEE. Oh Zoro, you fail. But You know, Sanji does have quite girly hips and perky butt. Trundle on Zoro!

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it!

When I was coming up with the "No (insert feminine characteristic) to (negative reaction)" lines, I was mentally comparing Sanji's and Vivi's bodies with each other. Plus, I imagined Sanji's butt to be bit more muscled and squareish (although not as much as Zoro's ;-p ).

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

!!!

I just finally noticed that one of the stick figures in your icon is not running/jumping around. Where'd you get the gif for the icon, by the way?

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

Yeah that guy is annoying, I just want to kick him off. I can't remember who I got it from since it was so long ago. But it's probably somewhere on userpicks, which is a comm where people rec other people's icons. I remember seeing it there too.

[classified255.livejournal.com]

Well, sometimes failing is much better than winning ^_~

[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Sanji 1 - Zoro 0
Poor Zoro never stood a chance XD