Intimate Advice - Zoro and Sanji

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

Title: Intimate Advice
Pairing: Zoro and Sanji
Rating: PG for language
Words: 225
Theme: Sex ed.


When the girl finally moved on to the other end of the bar, Sanji walked up and thunked Zoro in the forehead with his tankard.

"Were you raised in a monastary?" he boggled.

"Huh?"

"That fine young woman --ignoring her questionable taste-- was obviously trying to get your attention."

Zoro just raised a brow. Sanji mirrored the look and bent over, miming the girl's earlier, repeated action.

Zoro considered this. "I thought she was dropping her napkin kind of a lot..."

The cook sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose in a pained gesture. "Lemme give you a few hints. When a girl bends over -repeatedly- in front of you, she –wants- you to look."

Zoro thought about how Sanji kept the most-frequently-used pans in the lower cupboards.

"With a girl like that, there are no 'accidental' touches or actions. Every move is deliberate."

Especially the kicks to the face...

"When she tells you to stop, she almost always means 'keep going'."

Zoro wondered if he could apply that one to borrowing from Sanji's winerack too.

"I've got one for you," Zoro finally smirked, tired of the lecture. "A girl never gives intimate advice to a man she doesn't want to fuck."

Sanji blanched. Zoro took the opportunity to finish the blond’s drink for him.

"Oh. And you do have a very nice ass."

Comments

[peach-chan.livejournal.com]

Pffffahahaha! XD Oh jeebus... less than three, my dear.... Your banter with these two idiots is always appreciated.

[hyperactivator.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Zoro you horndog.^_^

[ironpuncher2.livejournal.com]

Delicious and snarky, as always ^_^

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

Hee hee touche Zoro-kun <3 (Nicely done XD)

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

X3 Sanji thinks he soooo smart. And then Zoro zings 'im. Heh.

^_^ Thanks.

[sporkbotic.livejournal.com]

. . . HAWT.

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

How do you think of those fucking amazing lines? AUGH so hot.

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

100 points to Zoro, and that's the win!

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

This is amazing! And Hot!!.... *giggles*
Likes it when Zoro got Sanji on that one.

[ravenbell.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Sanji walked straight into that one. Hee hee. Too perfect.

[tripoverhercats.livejournal.com]

Squeak.

Dies.

Wonderful. You go Zoro.

[classified255.livejournal.com]

Yay snappy comeback Zoro! w00t!!

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP!! XD

[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Aside from Zoro Catching Sanji out XD this -

Sanji blanched. Zoro took the opportunity to finish the blond’s drink for him

Made me giggle