Snarky Zoro and Sanji
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onepieceyaoi100Pairing: not-really-ZoSan
Rating: PG for language
Words: 142
Theme: Sex ed.
Notes: I dunno, I just felt like writing snarky banter. Nothing else to this one. ^^ Blah, my writing is going doooooownhill... *pokes it*
"Look, cook. How many women have actually returned your ridiculous..." Zoro gestured vaguely, "...attentions."
Sanji sniffed, eyes narrowed at the swordsman’s choice of words. "Plenty."
Zoro raised a skeptical brow.
"More than you," the cook amended.
"Probably," Zoro replied dryly.
"Have you ever even -touched- a girl?"
"I hit one once."
Sanji scoffed. "You need to learn to appreciate the love of the fairer sex."
"Maybe if you could actually show me why it's so great, I would."
"...I'm not about to give you the birds and the bees talk, Ero-Marimo."
"Who said anything about talking?"
"True, conversation has never been your strong point."
"Man enough to find out what is?"
"Too much of a man to wait that long."
"...fuck you."
"Maybe another time, sweetheart."
This, Zoro decided, was exactly why he prefered to use pointy objects when fighting with Sanji.
Rating: PG for language
Words: 142
Theme: Sex ed.
Notes: I dunno, I just felt like writing snarky banter. Nothing else to this one. ^^ Blah, my writing is going doooooownhill... *pokes it*
"Look, cook. How many women have actually returned your ridiculous..." Zoro gestured vaguely, "...attentions."
Sanji sniffed, eyes narrowed at the swordsman’s choice of words. "Plenty."
Zoro raised a skeptical brow.
"More than you," the cook amended.
"Probably," Zoro replied dryly.
"Have you ever even -touched- a girl?"
"I hit one once."
Sanji scoffed. "You need to learn to appreciate the love of the fairer sex."
"Maybe if you could actually show me why it's so great, I would."
"...I'm not about to give you the birds and the bees talk, Ero-Marimo."
"Who said anything about talking?"
"True, conversation has never been your strong point."
"Man enough to find out what is?"
"Too much of a man to wait that long."
"...fuck you."
"Maybe another time, sweetheart."
This, Zoro decided, was exactly why he prefered to use pointy objects when fighting with Sanji.
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Date: 2005-10-14 05:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-14 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-14 08:08 pm (UTC)I love you.
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Date: 2005-10-14 10:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-14 11:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-15 03:28 am (UTC)"I hit one once."
Crack me the hell up...
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Date: 2005-10-15 05:21 pm (UTC)"I hit one once."
I heart you.