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onepieceyaoi100Title: Not Always
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 197
Pairing: Luffy --> Sanji x Zoro
Topic: Sex Ed.
A/N: Uhm.. I suck at titles... so yeah. xD I think the drab's okay, though. Maybe. *cough*
The blond coughed a little, and sat down in front of his captain. “Alright, Luffy, now… when a man and a woman love each other-”
Zoro grunted. “It’s not always a man and a woman.”
Sanji twitched a little at the outburst. “Well, no, it’s not always just a man and a woman… I mean, you saw, Luffy, sometimes it can be two girls… or two boys…” He glanced at the swordsman, who nodded a little.
Luffy frowned and cocked his head to the side. “What are you talking about? I thought you were just trying to jump over Zoro and couldn’t make it!”
The two glanced at each other. Zoro coughed. “Well, Luffy, no… not at all. What we were doing… was having sex. Do you know what that is?”
Luffy lit up and nodded enthusiastically. “Of course I do! Ace taught me about it! He said it was only for when you loved someone!” The black-haired boy blinked and looked between the two. “Does that mean you’re in love?”
There was a sudden outburst of grunting about needing to train and wanting to get a head start on dinner. Luffy frowned, more confused than ever.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 197
Pairing: Luffy --> Sanji x Zoro
Topic: Sex Ed.
A/N: Uhm.. I suck at titles... so yeah. xD I think the drab's okay, though. Maybe. *cough*
The blond coughed a little, and sat down in front of his captain. “Alright, Luffy, now… when a man and a woman love each other-”
Zoro grunted. “It’s not always a man and a woman.”
Sanji twitched a little at the outburst. “Well, no, it’s not always just a man and a woman… I mean, you saw, Luffy, sometimes it can be two girls… or two boys…” He glanced at the swordsman, who nodded a little.
Luffy frowned and cocked his head to the side. “What are you talking about? I thought you were just trying to jump over Zoro and couldn’t make it!”
The two glanced at each other. Zoro coughed. “Well, Luffy, no… not at all. What we were doing… was having sex. Do you know what that is?”
Luffy lit up and nodded enthusiastically. “Of course I do! Ace taught me about it! He said it was only for when you loved someone!” The black-haired boy blinked and looked between the two. “Does that mean you’re in love?”
There was a sudden outburst of grunting about needing to train and wanting to get a head start on dinner. Luffy frowned, more confused than ever.
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Date: 2005-10-19 01:41 pm (UTC)"only for someone you love", eh Ace? I think this might be a case of "do as I say, not as I do".
Or I'm just caught up in the "Ace is a raging slut" theory. X3
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