Happy Birthday Pell
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onepieceyaoi100I must be on a roll or something with this topic. At least this one will result in some angst. Mwahahahaha...XD
Title: Happy Birthday Pell
Rating: PG-13 for implied cruelty.
Pairing: Chaka/Pell
Word Count: 163 (wow, didn't even need to trim it down)
Topic: Pie
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Pell just stood there, stunned, with a horrified expression on his face as he continued to stare at the object given to him by someone he thought was his soul mate.
"...Chaka, is this your idea of a joke?" the King finally asked.
"It wasn't meant as a joke, Your Majesty. I just wanted to give Pell a birthday gift," Chaka replied.
"Couldn't you at least have de-feathered the birds before putting them in?"
"Well, the song said that the birds were going to pop out singing, so I figured they had to be alive and whole to do that."
"The song?"
"Well, I couldn't find the exact recipe, so I took the crust bit of the instructions from a cherry pie recipe I found, and added in what I heard from this cooking song about blackbird pie by a person named Sixpence. It proved difficult keeping twenty-four live blackbirds still as I baked."
"I think that's the least of your problems, Chaka."
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The "song" Chaka heard was Sing a Song of Sixpence.
Title: Happy Birthday Pell
Rating: PG-13 for implied cruelty.
Pairing: Chaka/Pell
Word Count: 163 (wow, didn't even need to trim it down)
Topic: Pie
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Pell just stood there, stunned, with a horrified expression on his face as he continued to stare at the object given to him by someone he thought was his soul mate.
"...Chaka, is this your idea of a joke?" the King finally asked.
"It wasn't meant as a joke, Your Majesty. I just wanted to give Pell a birthday gift," Chaka replied.
"Couldn't you at least have de-feathered the birds before putting them in?"
"Well, the song said that the birds were going to pop out singing, so I figured they had to be alive and whole to do that."
"The song?"
"Well, I couldn't find the exact recipe, so I took the crust bit of the instructions from a cherry pie recipe I found, and added in what I heard from this cooking song about blackbird pie by a person named Sixpence. It proved difficult keeping twenty-four live blackbirds still as I baked."
"I think that's the least of your problems, Chaka."
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The "song" Chaka heard was Sing a Song of Sixpence.
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Date: 2005-10-31 02:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-31 02:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-02 05:24 pm (UTC)...am I correct in interpreting that you thought the drabble was cute?
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Date: 2005-11-01 05:15 am (UTC)Poor Pell is scared for life and I can't stop giggling
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Date: 2005-11-02 05:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-03 12:39 pm (UTC)