Blame the Reindeer

[lacquerdragon.livejournal.com]

Eek, I've been a neglectful One Piece drabbler. :O!! So here is a crackdrabble, kind of.

Title: Blame the Reindeer
Rating: G
Pairing: UsoSan, SanZo if you squint
Word Count: 299
Topic: Pie
Notes: Sanji is frightfully OOC. :( Oh my.

Sanji is sautéing peacefully in the galley when a voice whines from the door. "Sanji~ii, I'm out of pies. Can you make more?" Usopp is outlined in the doorway against the hot afternoon sunlight, arms folded across his chest, and Sanji throws up his hands in exasperation. "I just made you five of them, Usopp! How can you possibly be eating them that fast?"

"I'm just really hungry," he says too quickly, and walks towards Sanji, wrapping his bronzed arms around him. "Come on, please?" Dark eyes beg puppy-style, and Sanji caves. "Fine. They'll be about an hour."
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Absorbed in her books, Robin hears a screech and ducks just in time to avoid the pie whipping past. "Hah hah!" Usopp cries defiantly, posing on the rail with a cape on his shoulders and pies in his hands. "No one can escape the justice-dripping wrath of the Pieman!" It seems as though Luffy isn't trying to: the pie that was hurled only moments before is still fairly intact, and he is crouched over it like a wolf over its kill, blueberry gore spattered on his mouth.

Sanji twirls out of the galley, carrying a fruity drink for Nami, and shrieks as another pie flies towards him and takes out the tray and the drink. He glares around for the perpetrator – Zoro? Sanji could see him being the jealous type – and his gaze lands on Usopp. The Pieman looks off to the summer island that slowly nears, whistling loudly. With a flick of his wrist, the Pieman slides the pies along the rail towards Chopper, who is busied with crushing medicinal berries.

Apples and cinnamon drip from Sanji's hands. He decides to let Usopp slide, just this once. One of the pies had too much milk in it anyway. "CHOPPER!"

Comments

[fenm.livejournal.com]

the pie that was hurled only moments before is still fairly intact, and he is crouched over it like a wolf over its kill, blueberry gore spattered on his mouth.

Oh noes! That poor pie, it never had a chance! Oh, God, the carnage! AH!
(swoons)

[lacquerdragon.livejournal.com]

:3 Maybe I should have rated it R for graphic images of violence. -revives!-

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

Anou...that is a scary image. O.o

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Pieman. He so totally would. I CAN SEE THE CAPE WITH MY MIND.

[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Na na na na na PIEMAN!! XD

[lacquerdragon.livejournal.com]

Robin doesn't want to join in. XD She's older than the Pieman anyway.