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onepieceyaoi100Title: Buggy's Parts
Rating: R
Pairing: Buggy/Zoro
Word Count: 244
Topic: Devil Fruit/Non-Devil Fruit
Warnings: Non-con, parody-ish. I apologize thoroughly.
"We've already shown you twice what a weakling you are." Roronoa Zoro was proud as always, even when stripped of his swords (and less importantly, his clothes) and tied to the mast of the Buggy Pirates' flagship by as many chains as they could scrounge up. "Are you really that eager for Luffy to beat you up again?"
"If you had any wounds to kick, I'd be happy to do it for you, Roronoa Zoro!" Cabaji stood towards the front of the crowd of pirates that surrounded Zoro, his arms crossed as he grinned at his former opponant's helpless state. "I look forward to hearing your pathetic girlish screams once more."
"How do losers like you guys even survive on the Grand Line, anyhow?" Zoro grinned back, showing his teeth. "You run away from everything? Or just beg people not to attack?"
"Whose nose looks like it was stuck by a tack?!" Buggy howled, then took a deep snorting breath. "Zoro--you and your captain and that little thief make me so angry I can barely stand it. At first I thought I'd kill you, but then I realized that strawhat bastard wouldn't know who was responsible."
"Less talking, dear," Alvida suggested from her perch on the ship's railing. "Let's start the show, already."
"Yes," Buggy hissed. "And incidentally, Zoro--did you realize I can seperate every part of my body?"
Zoro raised his eyes slightly.
"BARA BARA SCREW!"
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I was recently rewatching the Loguetown story, so Buggy's Devil Fruit was on my mind. I've seen Buggy/noncon before, and you know, he's evil and all... no reason he wouldn't do it, I don't think it's out of character. But he's also... you know...
... A clown-pirate, and all. ^^;
Rating: R
Pairing: Buggy/Zoro
Word Count: 244
Topic: Devil Fruit/Non-Devil Fruit
Warnings: Non-con, parody-ish. I apologize thoroughly.
"We've already shown you twice what a weakling you are." Roronoa Zoro was proud as always, even when stripped of his swords (and less importantly, his clothes) and tied to the mast of the Buggy Pirates' flagship by as many chains as they could scrounge up. "Are you really that eager for Luffy to beat you up again?"
"If you had any wounds to kick, I'd be happy to do it for you, Roronoa Zoro!" Cabaji stood towards the front of the crowd of pirates that surrounded Zoro, his arms crossed as he grinned at his former opponant's helpless state. "I look forward to hearing your pathetic girlish screams once more."
"How do losers like you guys even survive on the Grand Line, anyhow?" Zoro grinned back, showing his teeth. "You run away from everything? Or just beg people not to attack?"
"Whose nose looks like it was stuck by a tack?!" Buggy howled, then took a deep snorting breath. "Zoro--you and your captain and that little thief make me so angry I can barely stand it. At first I thought I'd kill you, but then I realized that strawhat bastard wouldn't know who was responsible."
"Less talking, dear," Alvida suggested from her perch on the ship's railing. "Let's start the show, already."
"Yes," Buggy hissed. "And incidentally, Zoro--did you realize I can seperate every part of my body?"
Zoro raised his eyes slightly.
"BARA BARA SCREW!"
____________
I was recently rewatching the Loguetown story, so Buggy's Devil Fruit was on my mind. I've seen Buggy/noncon before, and you know, he's evil and all... no reason he wouldn't do it, I don't think it's out of character. But he's also... you know...
... A clown-pirate, and all. ^^;
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Date: 2005-11-11 03:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-11 05:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-11 04:47 pm (UTC)that was amusing XD good work.
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Date: 2005-11-11 05:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-11 07:46 pm (UTC)We're truly a match made ... somewhere. XDD
*incidental traumatic dialogue against innocent OP fan for your amusement*
"Like ... Luffy/Rubber Ducky is so OTP!"
"Yeah, they totally are!"
"... and ever MORE so if the Ducky is a duck that ate an animal gomu gomu akuma no mi instead of the bathtoy!"
".... O_o;"
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Date: 2005-11-12 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-11 10:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-12 10:49 pm (UTC)