onepieceyaoi100 | Two more non-contest drabbles.

People asked for more, and my muses decided to comply. These follow Voyeur and Naughty, so you might want to read those first.

Title: Handy
Word Count: 222
Pairing: Robin+ZoroxSanji, RobinxNami
Rating: Hard R

They had made the mistake of falling asleep afterwards and when Zoro had woken up, Robin had already been there, sitting in a chair and watching them with that faintly amused expression she had. He had simply been following his instincts when he invited her to join and he still wasn’t sure why that had enraged the fucking cook. He’d thought Sanji would be overjoyed to have that damn woman join in, not trying to kick him for supposedly insulting her. So, really, it was the cook’s own damn fault that he was pinned naked and spread-eagled to the bed.

Not that Sanji seemed to mind as he strained into the hands touching him, stroking him, holding him down, and spreading him wide. Fingers were in Sanji’s mouth (and what was it with those damn women and the shitty cook’s mouth?), muffling the interesting sounds he was making as Zoro fucked him. Robin was still watching with that same damn smile, apparently unconcerned that the navigator had her head between the older woman’s legs and was doing interesting things with her tongue.

Zoro gave them all a wild grin and Robin’s hand moved just before the swordsman plundered the cook’s mouth with his tongue. Had he known inviting that damn woman in would be so handy, he would have done so earlier.

Title: Peg Boy
Word Count: 290
Pairing: Implied Luffy+RobinxNamixZoroxSanji
Rating: PG-13 for sexual discussion
Notes: Technically, alcohol is involved in this one, but I'm not going to submit it for the contest. Oh, and only part of Robin's explanation is accurate here, but I figured it would make sense for the One Piece world to take it one step further.

"Robin, what’s a peg boy?" Luffy asked out of the blue after he finished the last of the food on the table. Zoro spit out his drink, only to get kicked by Sanji.

"Don’t go wasting good booze, you shitty bastard."

"Why do you ask, Captain-san?" Robin asked calmly.

"It was in that book you left on deck," Luffy replied. "What does it mean?"

"It started as a false rumor that a ship would keep a boy whose job it was to sit on a peg and remain loose for any man who wished to use him for sexual pleasure. Now it’s slang among sailors for a man who bottoms for another man."

"Oh. So Sanji’s our peg boy then."

Sanji choked until Zoro thumped him hard enough on the back to send him crashing to the floor. Nami turned red while Chopper and Usopp stared.

"Why do you say that, Captain-san?"

"Because every time I look, he’s always underneath you or Nami or Zoro."

"What?! You were looking?!" Nami screeched.

"How were you able to look without us noticing?" Zoro asked with a frown.

"There’s a hole by the emergency door," Luffy replied to the last question.

"There is? Why didn’t I know about that?" Sanji asked, forgetting he no longer had a reason to be peeking. Luffy shrugged.

"I dunno. Usopp showed it to me."

Glances were exchanged and it was silently decided that all four of them hitting Luffy at the same time would be considered mutiny, even if their captain was an idiot and deserved it. Thus, they turned their ire on the next available target.

"USOPP!"

Usopp knew when a man should stand and fight for his honor. Now was not that time. He ran.