Three more non-contest drabbles
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onepieceyaoi100These follow Voyeur, Naughty, Handy, and Peg Boy, so if you haven't read them you might want to read them first.
Why do I have a feeling that I'm going to end up writing a nakamashipping orgy eventually?
Title: Jealous
Rating: R
Word Count: 330
Pairing: RobinxNamixZoroxSanji
Notes: Technically about alcohol again, but much too long.
Sanji gave the barmaid a flirtatious smile before he carried four drinks to his companions’ table. He was standing next to Zoro and across the table from Nami and Robin, setting the mugs of beer on the table, when it happened. His eyes widened as he felt one hand grope him and a second hand slap his ass.
“Here you are, Nami-san, Robin-chan,” he managed with a sweet smile before he turned and kicked the shitty swordsman in the head.
“What the fuck was that for?” Zoro growled, standing up.
“What did I say about groping me in public, you asshole?”
“I didn’t grope you! And even if I did, why can’t I? You’re fucking us, not them!” Zoro shouted, gesturing at the other occupants in bar. Sanji’s face twisted from annoyance to severe irritation and he kicked Zoro in the head again. The swordsman roared and tackled the other man.
The barmaid, watching the fight break out, suddenly found the tray of empty glasses she was holding whisked out of her hands and crashing to the floor behind the bar. She ran to the broom closet to grab something to clean up the mess, only to find herself shoved inside and the door locked behind her, which wouldn’t have been so bad if she hadn’t been locked inside alone.
Nami hid a grin against her mug as she watched feminine hands rip the boys’ clothing in strategic places. Sanji and Zoro were too busy fighting to notice that their dignity was being threatened.
The bar patrons who hadn’t been frightened away by the wave of hands were summarily thrown out of the building. Robin’s smile widened ever so slightly as the rest of the boys clothing gave way, much to their surprise, and Sanji found himself pinned by a multitude of hands. Zoro blinked, then grinned while Nami set down her drink and started to strip. Robin just smiled even wider. It served Cook-san right for making her jealous.
Title: Bend
Rating: R
Word Count: 180
Pairing: NamixZoroxRobinxSanji
Zoro liked the island because the natives were a warrior tribe. He also liked the fact that the only clothing they had to replace the cook’s ruined outfit was essentially a short, supple leather apron that tied on the side (and thus left one leg and hip almost entirely exposed) and covered everything important as long as the wearer didn’t bend over. Zoro and his two female companions had a game going to see who could get the cook to bend over the most before he caught on. The damn navigator was winning.
Finally, Zoro couldn’t take it any more. He grabbed the kicking and cursing cook and dragged the man to the hut their hosts had graciously provided. Once inside, he bent Sanji over the nearest available surface and said, “I win.”
Then he realized that Sanji wasn’t kicking anymore and that Robin’s hands were holding Sanji’s behind his back and spreading the cook’s legs. “We all win,” the dark-haired woman said in the shadows..
“Yep!” Nami agreed as she joined them, “But you two still owe me money.”
Title: I Want
Rating: PG-13 for a kiss and an implied orgy
Word Count: 227
Pairing: UsoppxSanji, implied RobinxNamixZoroxUsoppxSanji
Usopp frowned and took careful aim when the glasses full of sugary-sweet liquid made their appearance. One shot took them both out and caused the blond cook to yelp as liquid and glass splattered against him. Usopp found himself quaking in his boots when a furious Sanji looked right at him.
‘You’re a great warrior of the sea!’ he reminded himself as he dodged Sanji’s kicks. ‘A pirate! And pirates take what they want. After all, why should the others be treated special?’
“Why the fuck did you do that?” Sanji roared as he missed yet again.
“B- because I wanted to! And… and… and I want to do this!”
Usopp flung himself into Sanji’s personal space and kissed the taller man. Sanji froze and then kissed back. Usopp grinned in triumph against the other’s mouth. There, that wasn’t so bad.
“Oi, if you wanted to join in, you could have just said so instead of causing a scene,” Zoro said from close by. Usopp tried to jerk away, only to realize Sanji had his arms wrapped tightly around his waist. He heard the cook chuckle softly into his ear while he saw Robin smile at him and he heard Nami say, “I’ve always wanted to know if what they say about long-nosed men was true.”
Usopp gulped and wondered what the hell he’d gotten himself into.
Why do I have a feeling that I'm going to end up writing a nakamashipping orgy eventually?
Title: Jealous
Rating: R
Word Count: 330
Pairing: RobinxNamixZoroxSanji
Notes: Technically about alcohol again, but much too long.
Sanji gave the barmaid a flirtatious smile before he carried four drinks to his companions’ table. He was standing next to Zoro and across the table from Nami and Robin, setting the mugs of beer on the table, when it happened. His eyes widened as he felt one hand grope him and a second hand slap his ass.
“Here you are, Nami-san, Robin-chan,” he managed with a sweet smile before he turned and kicked the shitty swordsman in the head.
“What the fuck was that for?” Zoro growled, standing up.
“What did I say about groping me in public, you asshole?”
“I didn’t grope you! And even if I did, why can’t I? You’re fucking us, not them!” Zoro shouted, gesturing at the other occupants in bar. Sanji’s face twisted from annoyance to severe irritation and he kicked Zoro in the head again. The swordsman roared and tackled the other man.
The barmaid, watching the fight break out, suddenly found the tray of empty glasses she was holding whisked out of her hands and crashing to the floor behind the bar. She ran to the broom closet to grab something to clean up the mess, only to find herself shoved inside and the door locked behind her, which wouldn’t have been so bad if she hadn’t been locked inside alone.
Nami hid a grin against her mug as she watched feminine hands rip the boys’ clothing in strategic places. Sanji and Zoro were too busy fighting to notice that their dignity was being threatened.
The bar patrons who hadn’t been frightened away by the wave of hands were summarily thrown out of the building. Robin’s smile widened ever so slightly as the rest of the boys clothing gave way, much to their surprise, and Sanji found himself pinned by a multitude of hands. Zoro blinked, then grinned while Nami set down her drink and started to strip. Robin just smiled even wider. It served Cook-san right for making her jealous.
Title: Bend
Rating: R
Word Count: 180
Pairing: NamixZoroxRobinxSanji
Zoro liked the island because the natives were a warrior tribe. He also liked the fact that the only clothing they had to replace the cook’s ruined outfit was essentially a short, supple leather apron that tied on the side (and thus left one leg and hip almost entirely exposed) and covered everything important as long as the wearer didn’t bend over. Zoro and his two female companions had a game going to see who could get the cook to bend over the most before he caught on. The damn navigator was winning.
Finally, Zoro couldn’t take it any more. He grabbed the kicking and cursing cook and dragged the man to the hut their hosts had graciously provided. Once inside, he bent Sanji over the nearest available surface and said, “I win.”
Then he realized that Sanji wasn’t kicking anymore and that Robin’s hands were holding Sanji’s behind his back and spreading the cook’s legs. “We all win,” the dark-haired woman said in the shadows..
“Yep!” Nami agreed as she joined them, “But you two still owe me money.”
Title: I Want
Rating: PG-13 for a kiss and an implied orgy
Word Count: 227
Pairing: UsoppxSanji, implied RobinxNamixZoroxUsoppxSanji
Usopp frowned and took careful aim when the glasses full of sugary-sweet liquid made their appearance. One shot took them both out and caused the blond cook to yelp as liquid and glass splattered against him. Usopp found himself quaking in his boots when a furious Sanji looked right at him.
‘You’re a great warrior of the sea!’ he reminded himself as he dodged Sanji’s kicks. ‘A pirate! And pirates take what they want. After all, why should the others be treated special?’
“Why the fuck did you do that?” Sanji roared as he missed yet again.
“B- because I wanted to! And… and… and I want to do this!”
Usopp flung himself into Sanji’s personal space and kissed the taller man. Sanji froze and then kissed back. Usopp grinned in triumph against the other’s mouth. There, that wasn’t so bad.
“Oi, if you wanted to join in, you could have just said so instead of causing a scene,” Zoro said from close by. Usopp tried to jerk away, only to realize Sanji had his arms wrapped tightly around his waist. He heard the cook chuckle softly into his ear while he saw Robin smile at him and he heard Nami say, “I’ve always wanted to know if what they say about long-nosed men was true.”
Usopp gulped and wondered what the hell he’d gotten himself into.
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Date: 2005-11-19 08:50 pm (UTC)squee!
(from experience..it's true!)
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Date: 2005-11-20 01:19 am (UTC)Otaku_fan~
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Date: 2005-11-20 06:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-21 01:23 am (UTC)I love it when Sanji's the all time uke...and wearing just an apron...(Nosebleeds)
And Robin is just evil. He he~