onepieceyaoi100 | My First Story. I AM SO PROUD.

Title: Boiling Hot
Rating: Either PG-13 or R. I don't know if it deserves the R, but I'm playing it safe.
Word Count: 250 (Guess what~ Pink-haired is one word~)
Pairing: Spanky (Spandam x Franky)
Topic: Kinks (A certain caffeinated beverage takes center stage.)
Yes, I'm Aitherion, the amazing crack fic author! Read and be amazed! (Contains spoilers for Water 7 and possibly beyond that... but not really.)

"At last, Cutty Flam... I have you right where I want you."

The purplish-haired leader of CP9 circled around Franky hungerly, staring
down at his blue thong.

"And now... OFF WITH THE PANTS!!!"

Franky winced as Spanda...m whipped off the thong.

"...Cutty Flam."

"Eh? What's your problem, Spanda?"

"M, for one thing. And second... What the hell is this?"

Franky glanced down at the tubes emerging from his groinal regions.
"Oh, that? That's the hydraulic lift system I replaced my dick with."

Spandam glared at him. "SO HOW THE HELL DO I RAPE YOU?!"

Franky shrugged.

The insane robophiliac stared into space for a moment, and the his face lit up.

"LET'S FILL YOU UP WITH COFFEE!!!"

He popped Franky's tank off and filled it with coffee from a mug that was lying spilled on a table, and
then snapped it back on.

"So. How do I make it go backwards?"

Franky stared in horror at Spandam, and then flinched. "There's a switch in my ear."

Spandam grinned and reached down into Franky's ear, hitting the switch.

He leaned down towards the cyborg's mouth, where a stream of coffee was emerging.

"At last! I can rape you with ease!!! AND COFFEE! I LOVE COFFEE!!!"

Spandam leaned down to sip the coffee...

"FUCK!!!!! I GOT IT ALL OVER MY FACE! DAMNABLE COFFEE!!!"

Franky sighed, at least as well as he could through the coffee, while Spandam ran around screaming and clutching his face.

This day just couldn't end soon enough.

END.

...Yeah, I'm fucking CRAzY. I don't expect to win, but meh.