onepieceyaoi100 | ths stupid one knows how to use lj cut!!!! (im so happy)

Title: Goichisousan
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro (or is it Zoro/Sanji)
Theme: Kink
Word Count: 300 (lucky!!!! 'shitty cook' must be wrtitten as 'shitty-cook' since its one adverb(?) at all ehehe)
Warnings: nothing in particular, ill be open for comments and suggestion
Rating: PG-17 (sanji's mouth and other things)

This is utterly unbelievable..
Being tied helplessly inside the kitchen and testing sweets is a complete dishonor of his swordsman stature, but then it’s his fault in the first place…. for being tricked by that shitty-cook
“damm you…. IM GONNA KILL YOU!!”
“don’t be noisy marimo-san, this is gonna take a while, just eat it!”
“im not eating it, its too sweet.” A pout
The cook has to come think of some ways on how to open the marimo’s mouth without waking everyone. There’s no choice.
“well I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to tie you up, I’m so sorry, I’ll make it up to you”
Before this statement happened, sexy charm technique #12 was in commence (‘I’ll do anything to make you happy’) and it was working because red is very evident on the swordsman.
“Shitty-cook, where is it”
“wha?”
“The food that’s being tested..”
Love-cook can’t believe it! Marimo san accepted him, hehe now for the other thing he wanted.
As maimo-kun was eating the dish cook-san was sitting beside him, surveying that strong chiseled but handsome face of his love.
Cook-san was determined to make a move.
Marimo-kun felt something warm on his right shoulder.
“what is it?”
“nothing just lying around”
“Was lying around having two hands on my waist?”
“owkie, Zoro can I fuck you?”
Cook-san was laughing when marimo-san had choked.
“Goichisousan….. I’m gonna sleep”
“Oi marimo! Did you hear what I say?”
“yeah and I say…”
Sparkles and glitters are seen in the love-cook’s eyes. In the verge of success, saying at last I can be seme!! No more back cramps!
“no” love-cook’s balloon pooped.
“whaaaaat!? You ungrateful piece of shit”
Good thing it was almost morning or else Nami would be more upset as the noise of kicks and blades sliced through everything