Third try's the charm.
Jan. 8th, 2006 09:05 pmAfter two tries, a kink drabble that's a) the right length and b) doesn't make people scream and try to claw out their eyes to get rid of the mental images.
Title: Waxing Poetic
Rating: PG-15?
Word Count: 266
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro
Topic: Kink
Zoro hissed as the first splatters of molten wax hit his skin, falling from the giant wax jack-o-lantern above. Wax…hot wax…he couldn’t think of the stuff without seeing Luffy’s flushed face and hearing him laugh, not his usual giggle, but something low and slow and thick with sex. He couldn’t see melted wax without feeling it trickle across his skin, merging his fingers with Luffy’s around the candle, reddening the skin where it hit, making it more sensitive, so even the roughest skin on his hands became responsive to the soft brush of Luffy’s eyelashes…oh damn. Oh, damn. Sense memory sucked.
This was, in Zoro’s studied opinion, the worst time in the entire universe to have a boner. He had two girls and a giant and himself and probably a shitload of other people to save. He had some bastards to put a hurting on. He had a Love Cook to defeat in hunting. And here he was, jonesing for some kinky candle love with his captain. His allegedly dead captain. Feh. If that Mr. 5 pussy could kill off Luffy, then the sun would rise in the…the…what the hell was the direction that it usually set in again?
So then, make brave speech, check. Get giant to stop lying there like a lump, check. Get stiffy to go down, no check. Dammit. Wax coating body and soaking through clothes really not helping.
Oh. Good. Blood loss helped. Cutting off legs good for something after all.
Oh shit. There’s Luffy, and he looks hot.
Hard-on back with a vengeance, despite lowered blood pressure.
Dammit. Stupid wax.
Title: Waxing Poetic
Rating: PG-15?
Word Count: 266
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro
Topic: Kink
Zoro hissed as the first splatters of molten wax hit his skin, falling from the giant wax jack-o-lantern above. Wax…hot wax…he couldn’t think of the stuff without seeing Luffy’s flushed face and hearing him laugh, not his usual giggle, but something low and slow and thick with sex. He couldn’t see melted wax without feeling it trickle across his skin, merging his fingers with Luffy’s around the candle, reddening the skin where it hit, making it more sensitive, so even the roughest skin on his hands became responsive to the soft brush of Luffy’s eyelashes…oh damn. Oh, damn. Sense memory sucked.
This was, in Zoro’s studied opinion, the worst time in the entire universe to have a boner. He had two girls and a giant and himself and probably a shitload of other people to save. He had some bastards to put a hurting on. He had a Love Cook to defeat in hunting. And here he was, jonesing for some kinky candle love with his captain. His allegedly dead captain. Feh. If that Mr. 5 pussy could kill off Luffy, then the sun would rise in the…the…what the hell was the direction that it usually set in again?
So then, make brave speech, check. Get giant to stop lying there like a lump, check. Get stiffy to go down, no check. Dammit. Wax coating body and soaking through clothes really not helping.
Oh. Good. Blood loss helped. Cutting off legs good for something after all.
Oh shit. There’s Luffy, and he looks hot.
Hard-on back with a vengeance, despite lowered blood pressure.
Dammit. Stupid wax.
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Date: 2006-01-09 03:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-09 02:39 am (UTC)Mwa ha ha...this is going in my memories. XD
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Date: 2006-01-09 03:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-09 03:43 am (UTC)LOL! Winnar!
Cutting off legs was good for somehitng after all.
O_O That's... so wrong... ^_^
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Date: 2006-01-09 04:39 am (UTC)And don't blame me. Zoro's the one who decided it might be bright to try to sever his legs at midcalf and stump his way into combat.
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Date: 2006-01-09 09:29 pm (UTC)I'm also in love with the sun line as well as the fact that beating the cook is of equal if more importance to saving people.
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Date: 2006-01-09 12:50 pm (UTC)The blood loss as a method to get rid of his awkward erection was so Zoro... and I agree with everyone else - him not remembering which direction the sun rose in was pure comedy gold.
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Date: 2006-01-09 01:13 pm (UTC)I think Zoro's got spare blood or Rigellian serum or bone marrow of doom or something somewhere, because he's awfully casual about losing a pint or two on a regular basis.
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Date: 2006-01-09 10:09 pm (UTC)Really the whole thing was delicious
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Date: 2006-01-10 12:50 am (UTC)Great job. The sun line... XD
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Date: 2006-01-10 05:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-10 05:36 am (UTC)...DON~
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Date: 2008-04-29 07:45 pm (UTC)I 100% agree, Zoro. I 100% agree XDDDDD
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Date: 2008-10-23 06:07 am (UTC)Feh. If that Mr. 5 pussy could kill off Luffy, then the sun would rise in the…the…what the hell was the direction that it usually set in again?
PURE WIN!! XD