[identity profile] chibi-trillian.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
After two tries, a kink drabble that's a) the right length and b) doesn't make people scream and try to claw out their eyes to get rid of the mental images.

Title: Waxing Poetic
Rating: PG-15?
Word Count: 266
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro
Topic: Kink


Zoro hissed as the first splatters of molten wax hit his skin, falling from the giant wax jack-o-lantern above. Wax…hot wax…he couldn’t think of the stuff without seeing Luffy’s flushed face and hearing him laugh, not his usual giggle, but something low and slow and thick with sex. He couldn’t see melted wax without feeling it trickle across his skin, merging his fingers with Luffy’s around the candle, reddening the skin where it hit, making it more sensitive, so even the roughest skin on his hands became responsive to the soft brush of Luffy’s eyelashes…oh damn. Oh, damn. Sense memory sucked.

This was, in Zoro’s studied opinion, the worst time in the entire universe to have a boner. He had two girls and a giant and himself and probably a shitload of other people to save. He had some bastards to put a hurting on. He had a Love Cook to defeat in hunting. And here he was, jonesing for some kinky candle love with his captain. His allegedly dead captain. Feh. If that Mr. 5 pussy could kill off Luffy, then the sun would rise in the…the…what the hell was the direction that it usually set in again?

So then, make brave speech, check. Get giant to stop lying there like a lump, check. Get stiffy to go down, no check. Dammit. Wax coating body and soaking through clothes really not helping.

Oh. Good. Blood loss helped. Cutting off legs good for something after all.

Oh shit. There’s Luffy, and he looks hot.

Hard-on back with a vengeance, despite lowered blood pressure.

Dammit. Stupid wax.
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Date: 2006-01-09 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystal-chan.livejournal.com
XDD That is just AWESOME. So very amusing, love Zoro's thought process here, especially the bit about him wondering what direction the sun set in. XD

Mwa ha ha...this is going in my memories. XD

Date: 2006-01-09 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
If that Mr. 5 pussy could kill off Luffy, then the sun would rise in the…the…what the hell was the direction that it usually set in again?

LOL! Winnar!

Cutting off legs was good for somehitng after all.

O_O That's... so wrong... ^_^

Date: 2006-01-09 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyperactivator.livejournal.com
Lol! This is so great. ^_^

Date: 2006-01-09 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amylee3000.livejournal.com
Those chapters will never be the same. I mean I really thought they could not get better but you managed. Wow. Zoro's thought process is special.

Date: 2006-01-09 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amylee3000.livejournal.com
So now I must go back through the whole series. Sob, such toil and suffering, oh how will I bear it. Rereading One piece with a pervy mind. Such pain.

I'm also in love with the sun line as well as the fact that beating the cook is of equal if more importance to saving people.

Date: 2006-01-09 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] dethorats
Nice job with this...Love the line about cutting legs off being good for something after all. Also, as others have noted, the sun line was nicely apt.

Date: 2006-01-09 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrymarie.livejournal.com
This is brilliant. Great take on the topic. ^_^

Date: 2006-01-09 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com
Oh Gods. At the risk of a bad pun. That was HOT!!

The blood loss as a method to get rid of his awkward erection was so Zoro... and I agree with everyone else - him not remembering which direction the sun rose in was pure comedy gold.

Date: 2006-01-09 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanchan.livejournal.com
Mentioning Mr. 3 always makes me happy...

Really the whole thing was delicious

Date: 2006-01-10 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aitherion.livejournal.com
Well there goes any chance I had of winning. XDDDDD

Great job. The sun line... XD

Date: 2006-01-10 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aitherion.livejournal.com
Somehow I expected the don line.

...DON~

Date: 2006-01-10 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arelente2.livejournal.com
thats 100% zoro allright!!

Date: 2006-01-11 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arelente2.livejournal.com
hmmm your right...
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Date: 2006-01-11 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arrshley.livejournal.com
WOW! Perfect. Absolutely perfect. You do an amazing job of nailing down Zoro's thought process.

Date: 2006-01-17 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] utopiantrunks.livejournal.com
*dies laughing* Awesome. And there's an assmaster-Luffy lurking behind it--sexy!

Date: 2007-06-16 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinlin.livejournal.com
OMG this is made of perfect and awesome and win! *fangirls*

Date: 2008-04-29 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahja-reyn.livejournal.com
This was, in Zoro’s studied opinion, the worst time in the entire universe to have a boner.

I 100% agree, Zoro. I 100% agree XDDDDD

Date: 2008-10-23 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyjen.livejournal.com
This was awesome. Loved Zoro's motivations for wanting to get out of teh wax trap, his slight... problem *ahem* and of course:

Feh. If that Mr. 5 pussy could kill off Luffy, then the sun would rise in the…the…what the hell was the direction that it usually set in again?

PURE WIN!! XD

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