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onepieceyaoi100Title: Someday My Cook Will Come
Rating: R. R R R R R R.
Word Count: 300. Unless the online word counter I use has failed me.
Pairing: ZoSan (Technically SanZo, but, you know, that sounds idiotic.)
Topic: Obsession (Royalty... XD)
I believe it's time for a new story. This one's kinda sucky, but meh, it was fun to write. :3
It had started out as an innocent gesture. Nami had been shopping, and bought Sanji a present
from a store that she thought he would like. Plus it was on sale.
But now, it sat on the table in front of Zoro. Zoro was freaked out beyond any and all belief.
Sanji slipped on his Mr. Prince glasses and grinned. "Hey, Marimo. You ready to be my beautiful princess
for a while?"
That's when Zoro realized it.
...The cook had gone insane again.
Sanji grabbed the crown and slammed it onto Zoro's head, and then stepped back to admire his work.
"Ah, yes... This goes beautifully with your green algae- I mean, hair."
He ran over to the swordsman, and started to make out with him passionately.
Needless to say, Zoro was freaked.
Not by Sanji kissing him. But by the fact that he enjoyed it.
He returned the kiss, more out of exasperation than anything else; it would get rid of the pervert faster.
But it didn't.
---
They kissed for about two hours.
Then Sanji paused for breath. FINALLY.
Taking advantage of the lull in the action, Zoro ran over to the door of the kitchen, trying to camoflauge.
But Sanji saw him, and smirked. "Oh, don't leave yet! We have so much more to do!"
Zoro groaned.
---
A few hours later, Chopper was staring at Zoro questioningly.
"So... You say you slipped and fell directly on the crown, am I right?"
Zoro sighed. "Yes. Nothing more, nothing less."
Sanji peaked in and laughed, and then ran out onto the deck where his carriage awaited.
It promptly fell into the ocean, leaving a distressed Zoro to explain to Nami why Sanji's crown was lodged in his ass.
Thus ended the rule of Mr. Prince.
....FEAR MEH.
Rating: R. R R R R R R.
Word Count: 300. Unless the online word counter I use has failed me.
Pairing: ZoSan (Technically SanZo, but, you know, that sounds idiotic.)
Topic: Obsession (Royalty... XD)
I believe it's time for a new story. This one's kinda sucky, but meh, it was fun to write. :3
It had started out as an innocent gesture. Nami had been shopping, and bought Sanji a present
from a store that she thought he would like. Plus it was on sale.
But now, it sat on the table in front of Zoro. Zoro was freaked out beyond any and all belief.
Sanji slipped on his Mr. Prince glasses and grinned. "Hey, Marimo. You ready to be my beautiful princess
for a while?"
That's when Zoro realized it.
...The cook had gone insane again.
Sanji grabbed the crown and slammed it onto Zoro's head, and then stepped back to admire his work.
"Ah, yes... This goes beautifully with your green algae- I mean, hair."
He ran over to the swordsman, and started to make out with him passionately.
Needless to say, Zoro was freaked.
Not by Sanji kissing him. But by the fact that he enjoyed it.
He returned the kiss, more out of exasperation than anything else; it would get rid of the pervert faster.
But it didn't.
---
They kissed for about two hours.
Then Sanji paused for breath. FINALLY.
Taking advantage of the lull in the action, Zoro ran over to the door of the kitchen, trying to camoflauge.
But Sanji saw him, and smirked. "Oh, don't leave yet! We have so much more to do!"
Zoro groaned.
---
A few hours later, Chopper was staring at Zoro questioningly.
"So... You say you slipped and fell directly on the crown, am I right?"
Zoro sighed. "Yes. Nothing more, nothing less."
Sanji peaked in and laughed, and then ran out onto the deck where his carriage awaited.
It promptly fell into the ocean, leaving a distressed Zoro to explain to Nami why Sanji's crown was lodged in his ass.
Thus ended the rule of Mr. Prince.
....FEAR MEH.
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Date: 2006-01-14 01:04 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-01-15 07:43 am (UTC)This is so interesting! (Sanji can be such a bug when he's "insane",I imagine.)