[Insert evil giggles here]

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

Why yes, I was quite bored. Drabbles are my anti-drug. I suppose it doesn't work very well if you take the drugs before writing the drabbles, now does it? ^_~

Title: Welcome To My Nightmare

Rated: Let's say "R" to play it safe...

Pairing: Sanji/Zoro; Zoro/Mystery Guest

Words: 181

Disclaimer: These are not mine, I just borrowed them for a while.

Warning: May cause minor brain implosions. Not recommended for small children, people with heart conditions, or pregnant women.

 

~It was like being slowly crushed by a jungle snake; Zoro never truly appreciated the true strength in those skinny legs until they were tangled around his hips. Tongues dueled with the same lemon acidity as always, but now they clashed mouth to mouth, a fight to a small death. His fingers slid through sweaty blond hair, drawing a sibilant growl from the cook. His legs flexed, Zoro slid deeper, and the hiss turned into a quiet groan~

Zoro’s eyes popped open, bulging slightly in fear. His heart rate was unnaturally fast; his breath came in strangled bursts. Damn, that was a scary dream. The afterimages drew a tiny shudder from him, but it was enough to gain the attention of his bunkmate.

 

“Awww…did Cuddles have a bad dream?” An elegant hand slid a soft downy feather across his chest; his heartbeat automatically began to calm itself.

 

“I’m fine.” Zoro turned over, pulling Bon Clay into his arms like a protection charm from nightmares. Him and Sanji…the very thought made him twitchy. He wasn’t going back to sleep for a while.  

 

Comments

[kikkuma.livejournal.com]

*gapes* Ah..... buh....... *taps the side of her head* Yeah. Minor brain implosion indeed.

*snorts* Oh gods.... Much... MUCH love for this.... Oh so much... I.... I have a secret (well, not SO secret any more <<; ) adoration for Bon Clay. But... but this..... Cuddles.... *cackles* Hilarious! XD

[dethorats]

XD

[aitherion.livejournal.com]

Crack of the best kind. GREAT~ XD

[neo-queen157.livejournal.com]

HAH! That's amazing.

Bon Clay deserves some booty. :x

[ying87.livejournal.com]

............................. >_< *is dead* Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! (the zosan fan in me sobs form the utterwrongness of pairings) [the crack-pairing fan in me grins with glee ^_^] {btw, I love the way you mislead us by putting sanji's name as the main pairing and bon clay as the mystery man *grins*}

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

same here, damn that was something XD

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

somehow, i like zoro to dream more.... *sigh*

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Zoro...and Bon Clay...?? *blinks* OMG...never thought of the pair.(Sanji seemed more likely to be in Zoro's place though.)

But..."Cuddles"? (It's just hilarious~~*giggles*)
I like Zoro's dream.XD It was HOT.

[rezykel.livejournal.com]

Nothing like a little crack in the evening.

Oh, if Zoro only knew what was going on in the fandom...XD