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onepieceyaoi100Title: Miscommunication
by paxnirvana
Topic: circles
Rating: PG-15 for BAD WORDS. Oooh!
Word count: 300 -- exactly O_o;;
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Note: Hey! I did a short enough one for once, so... I thought I'd share. ^^
OP is not mine -- even if I very much wish it was. *sigh*
It was round and gold and plain. Small. Discreet. It certainly shouldn't have been the cause of so much shouting.
"You asked Usopp to make one?" The cook's tone was sharp. Annoyed. Verging on hostile.
The swordsman blinked. "Yeah? So? He does good work and you know it," he said, still holding the item out for inspection. Sanji ignored it. He'd already looked at it when Zoro first unwrapped it.
"WELL I'M NOT FUCKING WEARING IT!" the cook screamed, cigarette dangling impossibly from his open mouth. His hands were tucked in his slacks pockets -- always a bad sign.
"WHY THE HELL NOT?!" the swordsman screamed back, spittle flying, fist clenching on the hilt of Wado Ichimonji -- also a bad sign. "It's perfectly fine you pain-in-the-ass sea-cook!!"
Luffy actually looked up from the joint of ham he was gnawing on. Usopp froze, took two steps back away from where he had been standing beside Zoro after presenting the finished product to him with great pride and much explanation, and then abruptly fell back flat on the deck, Ketchup Star already splattered in gory drama across his chest. Robin, reading a book in her place seated on the stairs to the upper deck, raised a brow at the noise, but otherwise remained undistracted from the text, her knowing smile undimmed. Chopper was shivering and cowering the wrong way behind Nami who had her hands clamped over her ears and her teeth bared in annoyance.
Sanji snarled before reaching out to hook a hand behind the swordsman's neck, draw them together to thump his forehead into the other man's with far less force than the onlookers expected.
The words he said then were softer, but filled with no less annoyance. "Because I wanted a silver band you stupid idiot shit-for-brains marimo-head!!"
by paxnirvana
Topic: circles
Rating: PG-15 for BAD WORDS. Oooh!
Word count: 300 -- exactly O_o;;
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Note: Hey! I did a short enough one for once, so... I thought I'd share. ^^
OP is not mine -- even if I very much wish it was. *sigh*
It was round and gold and plain. Small. Discreet. It certainly shouldn't have been the cause of so much shouting.
"You asked Usopp to make one?" The cook's tone was sharp. Annoyed. Verging on hostile.
The swordsman blinked. "Yeah? So? He does good work and you know it," he said, still holding the item out for inspection. Sanji ignored it. He'd already looked at it when Zoro first unwrapped it.
"WELL I'M NOT FUCKING WEARING IT!" the cook screamed, cigarette dangling impossibly from his open mouth. His hands were tucked in his slacks pockets -- always a bad sign.
"WHY THE HELL NOT?!" the swordsman screamed back, spittle flying, fist clenching on the hilt of Wado Ichimonji -- also a bad sign. "It's perfectly fine you pain-in-the-ass sea-cook!!"
Luffy actually looked up from the joint of ham he was gnawing on. Usopp froze, took two steps back away from where he had been standing beside Zoro after presenting the finished product to him with great pride and much explanation, and then abruptly fell back flat on the deck, Ketchup Star already splattered in gory drama across his chest. Robin, reading a book in her place seated on the stairs to the upper deck, raised a brow at the noise, but otherwise remained undistracted from the text, her knowing smile undimmed. Chopper was shivering and cowering the wrong way behind Nami who had her hands clamped over her ears and her teeth bared in annoyance.
Sanji snarled before reaching out to hook a hand behind the swordsman's neck, draw them together to thump his forehead into the other man's with far less force than the onlookers expected.
The words he said then were softer, but filled with no less annoyance. "Because I wanted a silver band you stupid idiot shit-for-brains marimo-head!!"
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Date: 2006-01-23 08:01 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-01-24 12:42 am (UTC)Sanji and the others: .......
Zoro: Err. I mean, D@mn it kuso-cook! I paid for it and you're goin' to wear it even if I have to force it on you!! :does his sword-flourishing thing:
Sanji: Oh yeah?? ~_\\
Zoro: Yeah! >_<
Everyone else walks (or crawls) away knowing they'll hear the noises for the rest of the day.
Zoro: Yeah!
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Date: 2006-01-24 05:34 pm (UTC)Sanji and the others: .......
ohmigodded! Died laughing, I did. I can SO SEE THAT, everyone's utter WTF?! faces... Thankee!!
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Date: 2006-01-24 02:17 am (UTC)Hilarious.*chuckles* Love Ussop here.
This whole thing is just so cute.XD Enjoyed it!
And the implications...*Fangirlish-Squeal*
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Date: 2006-01-25 02:13 am (UTC)Awww...so cute.