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This be my first entry for the "Circle" challenge. Hope you enjoy!

Title: Real Men Don't Wear Pink
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: PG (language)
Words: 226
Theme: Circles (circular logic)
Disclaimer: Nope. Not mine. Damn.

Real men don’t wear pink. They don’t confuse colors with food either: salmon is a fish, mango is a tasty fruit, and rum is served in a mug. That’s another thing; real men drink real drinks, like rum and ale. They don’t mess with frou-frou little wines and shit, and men chug, for crying out loud. They don’t sip and swish.

Sanji will practically coo over a bottle of wine. It takes him more than two minutes to pick out a shirt; hell, he has a wardrobe. And don’t even get him started on presentation. What the hell does anyone care if a bowl of soup has artfully posed croutons on it? It gets eaten in the end anyway, just throw it on there and let people eat.

Of course, I’m not saying he’s weak or helpless. Women can fight just as well as men, and don’t you ever let anyone tell you otherwise. If you don’t believe me, watch what those legs can do in a battle. Tell him I said so and you won’t live to regret it.

But he’s not really a man. So when we kiss and…ahem…yeah, that doesn’t count for anything. Because if he’s not really a man, then that stuff we do is fine. He’s not a man, so I’m not gay.

It’s perfectly logical if you think about it.