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onepieceyaoi100Title: Deer Factor
Rating: PG-13 or R again.
Word Count: 232
Pairing: ChoLu/LuCho
Topic: Secret Fears (TEEHEE)
I'm really quite proud of this. I think that Ripples of Love was funnier, but I like this one a lot.
No one had ever seen Luffy like this before.
He'd been scared, yeah. He'd been freaked out, yeah. But never freaked out to the point of total silence.
Sanji had set some meat on the table in front of him. It had gone completely unnoticed. That's about when everyone noticed how serious it was.
He was just sitting in a chair in the kitchen with a look of horror on his face, hardly moving. Unless you studied him closely, you could hardly see his chest moving in and out as he breathed,
No one knew what had happened... until Usopp thought of asking Chopper.
The doctor just shrugged. "I was in the kitchen, about to have hot mansex with Luffy..."
Usopp nodded. It was a common occurance for Sanji to have to leave the kitchen for hours on end or have his eyes burned out.
"...And he just freaked out all of a sudden."
Usopp sat and thought for a second, and then it clicked.
"Chopper, were you on top or bottom?!"
Chopper grimaced. "Top, of course. Reindeer dicks are massive, so I thought-"
Usopp snapped his fingers. "That's it! That's what freaked Luffy out!!!"
He ran to tell the crew.
Luffy eventually recovered, and life went on as normal.
No one ever told him that they knew he was secretly afraid of being Chopper's uke.
---
Awesome, huh? :]
Rating: PG-13 or R again.
Word Count: 232
Pairing: ChoLu/LuCho
Topic: Secret Fears (TEEHEE)
I'm really quite proud of this. I think that Ripples of Love was funnier, but I like this one a lot.
No one had ever seen Luffy like this before.
He'd been scared, yeah. He'd been freaked out, yeah. But never freaked out to the point of total silence.
Sanji had set some meat on the table in front of him. It had gone completely unnoticed. That's about when everyone noticed how serious it was.
He was just sitting in a chair in the kitchen with a look of horror on his face, hardly moving. Unless you studied him closely, you could hardly see his chest moving in and out as he breathed,
No one knew what had happened... until Usopp thought of asking Chopper.
The doctor just shrugged. "I was in the kitchen, about to have hot mansex with Luffy..."
Usopp nodded. It was a common occurance for Sanji to have to leave the kitchen for hours on end or have his eyes burned out.
"...And he just freaked out all of a sudden."
Usopp sat and thought for a second, and then it clicked.
"Chopper, were you on top or bottom?!"
Chopper grimaced. "Top, of course. Reindeer dicks are massive, so I thought-"
Usopp snapped his fingers. "That's it! That's what freaked Luffy out!!!"
He ran to tell the crew.
Luffy eventually recovered, and life went on as normal.
No one ever told him that they knew he was secretly afraid of being Chopper's uke.
---
Awesome, huh? :]
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Date: 2006-01-27 05:43 am (UTC)It is also my belief that Chopper is only about half grown. Again poor everyone.^______^
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Date: 2006-01-27 07:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 07:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 12:12 pm (UTC)I died. Twice. XD
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Date: 2006-01-27 05:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 09:41 pm (UTC)