I just couldn't resist
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Mystery Holes and Sexing Up
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of secks.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: ZoLu
Topic: Secret Fears
You guys have not seen the true meaning of the word 'ownage'.
Zoro had just been going for a nice, casual stroll through a huge meadow. He'd been going for a swim, and gone East. East is always left, isn't it? That's what the compasses say.
So he walked and walked. And then he saw a hole in the ground.
It was a hot day, and the sun was beating down horribly on Zoro's shaggy green hair. That's why he'd been going swimming.
So he decided to hop into the hole and see if it was shady at all. So he did.
Little did he know what would be in there.
---
Zoro had been gone for a couple hours by this point, and Luffy was getting worried. So he went to look for Zoro. Plus it was a good excuse to get away from having to clean the boat. And maybe Zoro would sex him up a bit. That was always fun.
So he walked and walked until he saw a hole. Luffy just stared at it.
'...COOOOOOOOOOOL. A MYSTERY HOLE!' he thought. So he jumped in.
And landed on something soft.
He reached down and picked it up, and found himself staring into the face of a cute little prairie dog.
It was in the mystery hole. So it was awesome.
He grabbed the prairie dog and went farther into the tunnels.
And then he saw Zoro, huddled against the wall and shivering.
He was whispering something under his breath that Luffy couldn't quite make out, so he stepped closer.
"No..." Zoro was saying. "The noses... It's the noses that do it..."
Luffy grabbed Zoro and dragged him back to the ship. Then they had sex EIGHT TIMES.
All while Luffy's mystery prairie dog stared at them.
Watching.
Always watching.
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of secks.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: ZoLu
Topic: Secret Fears
You guys have not seen the true meaning of the word 'ownage'.
Zoro had just been going for a nice, casual stroll through a huge meadow. He'd been going for a swim, and gone East. East is always left, isn't it? That's what the compasses say.
So he walked and walked. And then he saw a hole in the ground.
It was a hot day, and the sun was beating down horribly on Zoro's shaggy green hair. That's why he'd been going swimming.
So he decided to hop into the hole and see if it was shady at all. So he did.
Little did he know what would be in there.
---
Zoro had been gone for a couple hours by this point, and Luffy was getting worried. So he went to look for Zoro. Plus it was a good excuse to get away from having to clean the boat. And maybe Zoro would sex him up a bit. That was always fun.
So he walked and walked until he saw a hole. Luffy just stared at it.
'...COOOOOOOOOOOL. A MYSTERY HOLE!' he thought. So he jumped in.
And landed on something soft.
He reached down and picked it up, and found himself staring into the face of a cute little prairie dog.
It was in the mystery hole. So it was awesome.
He grabbed the prairie dog and went farther into the tunnels.
And then he saw Zoro, huddled against the wall and shivering.
He was whispering something under his breath that Luffy couldn't quite make out, so he stepped closer.
"No..." Zoro was saying. "The noses... It's the noses that do it..."
Luffy grabbed Zoro and dragged him back to the ship. Then they had sex EIGHT TIMES.
All while Luffy's mystery prairie dog stared at them.
Watching.
Always watching.
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Date: 2006-01-27 08:47 am (UTC)The ending... was just... crack. xD;
-dies-
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Date: 2006-01-27 04:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 06:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-27 08:54 pm (UTC)All while Luffy's mystery prairie dog stared at them.
Watching.
Always watching.
O_O
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
[flees]
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:35 am (UTC)