Something tells me its another one of my fave pairing/(s)

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this is the funniest i could get
Title: it takes one to know one
Word Count: 285
rating: PG? (15?)
Pairing: ????? (this time im not telling)
Topic: Secret Fears


Dammit! These guys are hasty!

It was afternoon in Alabasta, the sun is scorching hot and Sanji found himself inside a storeroom away from the crowd. Away from everyone.

Shit! Those lustful eyes and perverted touches, good thing that MH5 addict is not here too.

Sanji rested in the cooling shade of the building, making his worries drift away and somehow eliminate the source of those….. But he cant, why?

Why do they have to be the important people in this journey!!!!

The one is a perverted guy. Very suave but he’s too daring and straightforward. Well-done.

The other one is a stupid one but knows how and where to “touch” me. Also straightforward and daring like his sibling but it’s in the more stupid side and causes me to top often. Medium.

This one is a muscle freak sadist who stares even more perverted than the first one, not daring but straightforward and slightly stupid (more on the sense of direction). Medium rare.

This one is soooooo sweeeet that too much flavors are springing up and overwhelming enough to kill, he’s a liar too so I can’t be safe in this relationship. Rare.

That’s why I prefer to ogle after girls because the guys that appeal to me sometimes scare me to the bone giving me goosebumps, I should be accustomed to that since I know how to “look” and “act”. That’s why I never told anyone about this fear.

The cook leaned on his back a little while letting the soft, extra warm body cuddle him

Body?! WTF!?

“Hiken!”

“Dam you!!”

“If you cooperate, you won’t get burned, hehe.”

That’s why I really really really hate perverted guys!!!! (even thought I’m one too)
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comments and suggestions please!!!
edit: this also has something to do with cooking stakes if you still dont get it

Comments

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since i like giving out clues here it is: in everyone of the pairings all of it makes Sanji uke (i know its kinda devestating but ill make up for it!) the only 50-50 possibility of being seme is the Luffy-Sanji pairing ("more stupid side and causes me to top often. Medium."). i like to tell you the other 2 perverted admirers of Sanji but the story has enough clues (pls refer to the OP eps thanks!)

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i like him that way >D