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onepieceyaoi100Title: Unpretty
Rating:PG (Language!)
Word Count:150
Pairing:Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Sanji's Left Eye
Points if you can guess where I got the title from.
If he had known that the stupid cook would have caused this much of a fuss he never would have moved the curtain of hair.
“You stinking bastard! If you tell Nami-san, if you tell anyone I’ll filet and serve you to Luffy for dinner!”
“Fuck what’s the big deal? It’s just an eye, along with another shity curly eyebrow to go with it. Who cares if-”
“People care! Girls care! Do you have any idea how much I used to be laughed at! If anyone hears about this I’ll never get laid!”
At this rate the sun would be up before Sanji calmed down and nether of them would get what they want.
Zoro grabbed Sanji’s tie and yanked.
“Shithead!” Sanji cursed as their noses bumped, but words failed him when he saw the lecherous look in Zoro’s eyes.
“I’ll still fuck ya, I don’t care if your cock-eyed.”
Rating:PG (Language!)
Word Count:150
Pairing:Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Sanji's Left Eye
Points if you can guess where I got the title from.
If he had known that the stupid cook would have caused this much of a fuss he never would have moved the curtain of hair.
“You stinking bastard! If you tell Nami-san, if you tell anyone I’ll filet and serve you to Luffy for dinner!”
“Fuck what’s the big deal? It’s just an eye, along with another shity curly eyebrow to go with it. Who cares if-”
“People care! Girls care! Do you have any idea how much I used to be laughed at! If anyone hears about this I’ll never get laid!”
At this rate the sun would be up before Sanji calmed down and nether of them would get what they want.
Zoro grabbed Sanji’s tie and yanked.
“Shithead!” Sanji cursed as their noses bumped, but words failed him when he saw the lecherous look in Zoro’s eyes.
“I’ll still fuck ya, I don’t care if your cock-eyed.”
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Date: 2006-02-02 05:01 pm (UTC)And it's a song by TLC.
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Date: 2006-02-04 11:42 am (UTC)I'm glad you liked it.
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Date: 2006-02-03 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-04 11:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-03 10:00 am (UTC)poor sanji, he shouldn't be so unconfident!
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Date: 2006-02-04 11:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-04 01:46 am (UTC)And I love Zoro's lecherous look. Love ZoSan.^^
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Date: 2006-02-04 11:37 am (UTC)antidrug XDI'm glad you liked it.
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