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onepieceyaoi100well i dont know it if i over did it or not but then you'll be the judge.
Title: Mellorine!
Rating: PG-16 (??)
Word Count: 286
Pairing: SanjixZoro
Topic: Sanji's Left Eye.
It was hot, cold, damp, wet, dry, bright, dark, good, bad….
Whatever it is, that shitty cook’s gonna pay… After I get untied from here.
“Mman, you’re not getting untied there and I’m not gonna pay.”
“Wha?!” he read my thoughts?! No, that’s basic mind jumbo!
“It’s not mind jumbo, I can really read your mind.”
“Damn you! Don’t joke around shithead!”
“Enough talk, sex now.”
“Oi! Are you even listening to me!?”
Well, Mr.Bushido was gaped, kinked, blindfolded, and sadistically tortured by Mr.Prince who knew every spot, angle, pains and pleasures of Mr.Bushido.
“Damn its better than seeing you in the shower..”
“Wha?! But you weren’t there!”
“That’s a secret.” An object appeared in his hands
“Whats that?!” points to the BIG violet thing.
“Oh this is something from Sky Piea, a vibrating dial.” Smiles wryly
“Oi, those things are supposed to be round right?”
“It’s enclosed in a long shape for mating purposes” somehow a smile began to turn into a grin.
“Where did you find that anyways?”
“Saw it through Nami’s drawer”
“Wait! She wouldn’t allow that!”
“Just stop asking questions.”
Little known to Mr.Bushido, the sly Mr.Prince has been using his left eye to look through walls and clothing… hehehe.
“Ahhh, Mellorine, you smell so nice!”
“Don’t call me like that you bastard!”
Click. Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
“Ahhhh. Stop---it! Shitty cook!”
***
The townspeople have seen the article and read over and over a few times already. They can never guess that there will be an incident such as this… the castle of Maximillion Pegasus was raided by the Mugiwara Pirates. The spoils where: artifacts, jewels, and a 5cm diameter sphere of 24k gold that now is in the left eye of Mr. Prince.
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well how was it, comments and suggestions pls! for those of you who are wondering, i ddnt continue the eichi things because i'm not really that good at it yet but ill try better next time!
Title: Mellorine!
Rating: PG-16 (??)
Word Count: 286
Pairing: SanjixZoro
Topic: Sanji's Left Eye.
It was hot, cold, damp, wet, dry, bright, dark, good, bad….
Whatever it is, that shitty cook’s gonna pay… After I get untied from here.
“Mman, you’re not getting untied there and I’m not gonna pay.”
“Wha?!” he read my thoughts?! No, that’s basic mind jumbo!
“It’s not mind jumbo, I can really read your mind.”
“Damn you! Don’t joke around shithead!”
“Enough talk, sex now.”
“Oi! Are you even listening to me!?”
Well, Mr.Bushido was gaped, kinked, blindfolded, and sadistically tortured by Mr.Prince who knew every spot, angle, pains and pleasures of Mr.Bushido.
“Damn its better than seeing you in the shower..”
“Wha?! But you weren’t there!”
“That’s a secret.” An object appeared in his hands
“Whats that?!” points to the BIG violet thing.
“Oh this is something from Sky Piea, a vibrating dial.” Smiles wryly
“Oi, those things are supposed to be round right?”
“It’s enclosed in a long shape for mating purposes” somehow a smile began to turn into a grin.
“Where did you find that anyways?”
“Saw it through Nami’s drawer”
“Wait! She wouldn’t allow that!”
“Just stop asking questions.”
Little known to Mr.Bushido, the sly Mr.Prince has been using his left eye to look through walls and clothing… hehehe.
“Ahhh, Mellorine, you smell so nice!”
“Don’t call me like that you bastard!”
Click. Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
“Ahhhh. Stop---it! Shitty cook!”
***
The townspeople have seen the article and read over and over a few times already. They can never guess that there will be an incident such as this… the castle of Maximillion Pegasus was raided by the Mugiwara Pirates. The spoils where: artifacts, jewels, and a 5cm diameter sphere of 24k gold that now is in the left eye of Mr. Prince.
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well how was it, comments and suggestions pls! for those of you who are wondering, i ddnt continue the eichi things because i'm not really that good at it yet but ill try better next time!
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Date: 2006-02-04 02:38 am (UTC)And OMG the last part...
“Ahhh, Mellorine, you smell so nice!”
“Don’t call me like that you bastard!”
Click. Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
“Ahhhh. Stop---it! Shitty cook!”
This had me laughing so hard. Really genius!
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Date: 2006-02-04 04:19 pm (UTC)