Damn, this thing's like a purity test given fic form.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Title: Give and Take
Rating: Anywhere from G to NC-17, depending on the dirtiness of your mind.
Word Count: 198.
Pairing: Sanji/Usopp.
Topic: None. Bad writer, no cookie.


Quick, steady rhythm, long-fingered hands on warm softness. Push, squeeze, slap, squeeze, shift, squeeze, repeat.

Damn, but Usopp loved watching Sanji make bread.

****

Strong, clever fingers rub smooth hardness appreciatively, reverently. Testing, stroking, feeling it in his grip.

Sanji prays to any and all gods that might be listening that Usopp will spend the rest of the day slingshot-shopping.

****

Normally-scowling mouth curves into a smile before eagerly accepting a long-awaited invader. A soft moan edges out around it.

Usopp has never been so jealous of a cigarette in his life.

****

Full lips part, usually-prattling tongue slips out to taste the first trickle of liquid before sliding back in to savor and contemplate what it has just encountered.

There’s a reason why Usopp is Sanji’s favorite recipe-tester.

****

Cheeks flushed, blonde hair askew, body shuddering. He’s clearly beyond asking questions, reduced to squirming and making strange noises.

Paying Nami to get Luffy to pull a Gomu Gomu no Tickle attack on Sanji was well worth Usopp’s hard-earned cash.

****

Sweat trickles, dark curls cling to damp olive skin, slim bare chest wet and slick and shining, heaving with every quick breath he takes.

Sanji has a new appreciation for summer islands.

Comments

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Oh God...is it getting warmer in here?*Dies at the vivid description*
I enjoyed it alot.^___^ Thanks for sharing.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it, and I'm glad your mind is at least as dirty as mine. ^_^

[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

*fans self* Amazing. (Gomu Gomu no Tickle is gold!)

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

C'mon, after Gomu Gomu no Dame Da, there's nothing that can't be a Luffy attack. Besides, Luffy has a massively unfair advantage in a tickling contest. I think he's beaten only by Robin.

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

yeah the first episodes w/ robin are full of tickling (esp w/ chopper)

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

.........

Guh.

::failed the purity test so badly that summer school may be in her future::

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Well, I knew you were going to fail it.

[ying87.livejournal.com]

*grins* Is it just me or is the heat rising in here? ^_^ HOT. And the descriptions canNOT get better =D

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Sanji and Usopp are perverted mental love. All I do is write about it.

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

damn *takes the purity test again* am i getting to bitchy, horny or what?!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

If you're taking the test a second time, you probably rate as "Sanji," who is both. *flees from death by kicking*

[kikkuma.livejournal.com]

...Oh god.

That was.....

Utterly. Fantastic.

Please excuse me and my lack of a better, more coherent comment. At the moment my imagination is busy running rampant. *totters off and smacks into a nearby wall*

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

This year, on Syrup Island, don't miss the famous Running of the Imaginations. You can watch or participate, but don't slow down! [/silly]

Seriously, I'm glad you liked it. It started off as the first one, and I was like, "Wow, that's entertaining. I can't post something that's only thirty-something words, though." So, there was much scribbling along the same pattern. I actually like that pattern so much I might use it again in the future.

[kikkuma.livejournal.com]

xD

Oh really? I have to say that I really liked the way it all... *makes meshy motions with her fingers* went together as well. They were all highly amusing, and I for one wouldn't mind seeing another set like it again. x3

[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

*laughs hard* If that's a purity test I FAILED. SPECTACULARLY. *snerks* Wow, it is hot in here isn't it? *grins big* Lovely, spare, vivid work.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Worry not, Sanji and Usopp (and most of the members of this community, apparently) have the same dirty mind that you do. You are among (smutty-minded) friends.

I wonder what Sanji thinks about Usopp's nose...

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

A purity test is a test to see how corrupted you are. Usually Q&A, but in some cases it's closer to a verbal Rorschatz test, kind of like this.

I don't know if I'm a goddess of description, but I certainly worship at the Adjectival Altar.

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

Niiiiicccccccccccccce bait and switch. Had me going every time. Hee for bread making. Sanji is such a food flirt. *imagines him making naughty shaped cookies*

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I can see him making interesting arrangments with french bread and dinner rolls.