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[aitherion.livejournal.com]

Title: The Fire In Your Eyes
Rating: PG-13 - PG-23
Word Count: 300. WHOOT.
Pairing: SanjiAce
Topic: Sanji's Left Eye
Christ... I have no chance of winning with this shit. XD




No one had ever seen Sanji's left eye. Not that anyone really cared, since it was just an eye.

But Ace was curious.

VERY curious.

So curious that he decided to ask the cook what the fuck his problem was.

So he walked over to Sanji's bed one night and punched him in the solar plexis, hoping that would wake him up. Which it did.

Sanji glared up at Ace. "What do YOU want?! I'm tired, and I have a headache! We can have sex tomorrow."

Ace sighed. "I want to know what the FUCK is going on with your left eye. Is it a gun that shoots hearts? Is it gone, does it fire missiles, is it a bomb? WHAT?!"

Sanji sat still for a second, and then sighed. "If you must know, you can move my hair. Just... do it fast."

Ace grinned and reached over. "I've been waiting for this!"

He pushed the hair to the side, and gasped. Where an eye would normally be, there was a big metal hole.

Sanji grinned. "Yes. You see, I'm not actually human. I'm a space station. I have a bunch of shitty little shitty guys living in my shitty head. And now that you know my secret, you must die!"

The cook/space station jumped up from his hammock and fired a laser out of his mouth at Ace. Chopper, Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, and Franky continued to sleep, completely oblivious.

"Whoa!" Ace shouted, dodging to the side. "Sanji, stop this! I still love you, space station or not! And because of that... I HAVE TO DESTROY YOU!!! HIKEN~"

Ace smashed Sanji's skull with a flaming fist, and Sanji exploded.

Ace sighed.

At least he wasn't curious about Sanji's eye anymore.

Comments

[hyperactivator.livejournal.com]

You win the prize for weird! ^_____^

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

waaaaaah!!!! that was soooooooooooooooooooooo funny i liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it liked it man its the one of the fuuniest things ive read (ive even made an icon for it)

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Sanji is the lowest-orbiting space station EVER. *cackledeath*

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Sanji grinned. "Yes. You see, I'm not actually human. I'm a space station. I have a bunch of shitty little shitty guys living in my shitty head. And now that you know my secret, you must die!"

I was GAPING at this...then, grinning stupidly. (It's strangely sad at the end.)
I noticed you included Franky in the crew.XDD

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

And your icon made me giggle every time I see it.^____^

[aitherion.livejournal.com]

Of course I included Franky~ XD
He kind of fits with the whole spaceship theme...
(Plus, it's so canon that he's going to join! *shot*)

[dustyjack.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS SO HILARIOUSLY WEIRD. XD