Shake shake shake

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

I would like to dedicate this drabble to Kiki-kun in thanks for her awesome gift-pic. I would also like to thank The Original Queens of Comedy for inspiring this. 

Title: Swish Swish

Rating:  PG

Pairing: Hmm...none. Unless you tilt your head this way. ^_~

Topic: Mistakes

Word Count: Exactly 300.

Disclaimer: Ain't mine. Never was, and never will be.

 

Allowing them to drag him into the toy shop was a mistake, but Zoro knew once that childlike expression crossed both Luffy and Chopper’s faces, his fate was sealed. So he found himself idly waiting while the rest of the crew amused themselves. The salesgirl was so grateful to have customers that she encouraged them to play freely. She had convinced Nami and Robin to try a large plastic ring with sand in it.

 

“The trick,” she bubbled, “is to swivel your hips enough to make the hoop go in a circle. Try it!” They acquiesced; the sound of happy laughter filled the shop. Sanji, of course, was hovering nearby, ready with applause and words of praise for their elite physical talent. He caught the attention of the salesgirl; Zoro couldn’t contain his guffaws when she handed the chef a hoop and asked him to try it.

 

Sanji shot him a withering glare, but the chance to show off proved too much to resist. Everyone, even Luffy, stopped to watch as Sanji settled the hoop around his waist. After a few half turns to adjust to the weight, he braced his feet, swung his arms, and let go.

 

In retrospect, Zoro was glad that there weren’t any other customers in the store just then, because the shop’s reputation would have been drastically changed by Sanji’s display. The chef proved to be a natural talent with that toy: the way he swiveled his hips should have earned him a bounty. He started slow, increased the speed with a few sharp rolling thrusts before settling into a languid pattern. Zoro tore his eyes away in time to notice Usopp blushing. At least he wasn’t alone in his suffering. The sharpshooter thought Sanji was a weirdo too, and that made Zoro feel validated. 

 

Comments

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

Heheh.

Zoro: Hn. He's really good at thrusting his hips at the right time......: Freak. :walks away, curious as to why he's been suffering so many nose bleeds lately:

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

::chuckles:: That sounds about right.

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

nice one, i guess sanji has "practiced" A LOT dont you think

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

Of course...that, and he has a natural rhythm. ^_~

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Zoro knew once that childlike expression crossed both Luffy and Chopper’s faces, his fate was sealed.

Laughed at this~~

Especially enjoyed the last part which says Zoro and Usopp's reaction. That was amusing.XD

I'd like to see how Sanji swings that thing too.*nosebleeds*

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. ::passes you a tissue:: ^_^

[utopiantrunks.livejournal.com]

Oh, hell yes. *cracks up* XD I've heard that Queens of Comedy bit. This drabble works so well. I can see it. Mmm, happy nosebleed.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

So I'm not the only one with the mental image of Sanji smirking to himself and muttering, "Shhsh shhsh," while making Zoro or Usopp's brains ooze out of their ears? Oh, goodie.

[utopiantrunks.livejournal.com]

Nope, you've got company. Mm, I wonder who taught him?

Zeff: Here Chibinasu... it's a hoola hoop. Master this, and you will never be lonely.

Sanji: O_o Eh?

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Some part of my soul aches to write that. Aches, I tell you.

[utopiantrunks.livejournal.com]

... If I make you Zeff icons, will you write ZeffSan? ^^ 'Cause I'll do it...

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes. More likely Zeff+Sanji, as shota creeps me out, but if people give me art I'll write that fic. Ah, how Sanji got the milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard...he got the recipe from Zeff. ^_~

[utopiantrunks.livejournal.com]

*breaks out sketchpad* I will concoct something...

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

And here's my half of the deal:

Training. (http://chibi-trillian.livejournal.com/70772.html#cutid1)

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I was watching the DVD the other day, and I couldn't help but think of him during that part.

Chibi_trillian doesn't help by adding commentary. When she gets to the part right after where she talks about riding your man so good his toes curl, his eyes roll into the back of his head and he can't even close his mouth, chibi_trillian smirks and says "Can you imagine Zoro making that face?"

I nosebleed and die. Damn her. ^_~

[utopiantrunks.livejournal.com]

*dies* Yeah, which is the moment Sanji saves up for later to say "You look like a complete idiot when we're doing it."

[kikkuma.livejournal.com]

Yiee! XD Dedicaaatioooon~

*clears throat* Now that I've put that aside- Whoa-man. You know, I hadn't ever really thought about it before now but, Sanji and a hula-hoop? *shakes head back and fourth* A child's toy/game turned wonderfully, wonderfully erotic.

...*begins on another pic*

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

Oh hun...you are just too good to me...or bad for me...whatever. ^_^ Thank you for the comment though.

[kikkuma.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome. =^_^=

And now, *brandishes arm out to the side* More shoddy fan-art! Whoo!

http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=nw076t

....*scratches neck* Apparently, I've learned that I cannot draw hula-hoops.... Or two arms... or a hand when I'm being lazy. *shifty eyes*