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[morrigan-shadow.livejournal.com]

Virgin post and drabble here, folks.  I just can't resist a writing prompt.  Since this is my first time, please be merciless.  It's the only way I'll learn.

Title:  "Idiots and Perfectionists"
Rating:  PG
Word Count:  249
Pairing:  Sanji/Zoro (Why would I want to be unique?)
Topic:  Mistakes
Disclaimer:  I can't even speak fangirl Japanese so I'm pretty sure I didn't create "One Piece."

Zeff always used to say that a real chef ate his mistakes.

Sanji had never had a problem with that.  Mostly because he didn’t usually make mistakes in the kitchen but also because he would never let even awful food go to waste.

Except now he had a problem because his mistake had ended up all over Zoro’s shitty face.  It was, of course, a mystery how it had gotten there but Zoro deserved it because he wouldn’t shut up about how weird it tasted and how Sanji was slipping and what good was a mouthy cook that couldn’t cook and what the fuck did a muscle-head like Zoro know about good cooking anyway?  

But even though Zoro was an idiot that had scared the crew away with his idiotic yelling, he was still an idiot with pudding all over his face that he refused to eat.

So really Sanji had no choice but to pin the idiot to the table with his legs and lean over to lick up a thick glob of the rich dessert that had amassed on those idiotic lips.

And Sanji winced because it did taste weird and it might have been the eggs but he thought it was more likely that it was gross Zoro-ness mixed in with the pudding.

But Sanji had no choice but to lick on.  For a chef, a great chef like he was, always ate his mistakes.

No matter what manner of idiocy they were splattered all over.

Comments

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Oh... my... [fans self]
That was very nice! And, yes, Sanji would make sure, one way or the other, that any food he made got eaten, even if it meant molesting that stupid marimo-head licking Zoro's face to do it.

[hyperactivator.livejournal.com]

Hee. hee hee. ^_^ This made me happy.

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh... the first line about a cook ate his mistakes, is really great.

And Sanji winced because it did taste weird and it might have been the eggs but he thought it was more likely that it was gross Zoro-ness mixed in with the pudding.
laughs at this.

I loved this one, it's really hot!

[akayalovesyaoi.livejournal.com]

eh heh he, I bet he enjoyed ot more than he lets us know, and Zoro was rather happy about too I think;D

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

gasp *puts on repirator* that was something!

[dustyjack.livejournal.com]

Awesome use of a topic, very nice. X3