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[servwithasmile.livejournal.com]

Title: Bullseye
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 239
Pairing: ZoSan (and blink-and-you-miss-it Zeff/Sanji)
Topic: no topic

No topic, though it was formerly a mating of "Sanji's left eye" and "mistakes". (Long time no see, btw. World of Warcraft has eaten my soul.)

Zeff had warned him then, as he was packing for his departure from the Baratie, not to get "involved" with crewmates.

Sanji had concluded at the time that Zeff was probably just jealous.

...

Zoro and Sanji couldn't even be arsed to even bicker these days; things were a little awkward.

It was awkward like that one midnight tryst in the storage room -- when Sanji had that wild urge to lick up the scar on Zoro's chest -- and Zoro came hard, unexpectedly and most certainly prematurely, with the keening wail of the wrong name from his lips.

Goddamn, that was awkward.

Sanji was currently spending the day avoiding the stares of his crewmates, regarding his usually hidden left eye as if it were the eighth wonder of the world, despite the fact that it was more or less just like the other one.

Incidentally, hair was a bitch to restyle when it's been combed in the same fashion for nearly ten damn years. And shit, he wouldn't have restyled it at all, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't see out of his right one.

The powers that be (or his karma) must really be trying to tell him something.

Though, for the time being, Sanji decided simply not to make the mistake of having his face anywhere near that shitty swordsman's dick when he was shooting off ever again.

Comments

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

My question: did Zoro scream for Luffy or Mihawk?

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

guessing from the fact that the writer likes Zeff/Sanji pairing i think its more of a Mihawk......... since there is a masochistic (did i spell it right?) tendency in licking a wound as a form of arousal........................ which luffy cand deliver normally (...........right?

[servwithasmile.livejournal.com]

Mihawk.

Oh Sanji, you poor thing. How the hell did you explain that one to Chopper?

Chopper was worried about Sanji having a bad case of lazy eye anyway, so it's all worked out for the best.

[mushy-squishy.livejournal.com]

*snort* That's kinda weird. But I love it. ^_^

[servwithasmile.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry, I usually warn for crack drabbles, but I was fscking tired when I posted this and forgot. :)

Glad you enjoyed it anyway!

[mushy-squishy.livejournal.com]

Lol. No warning needed. ^_^ A little surprize crack is good for us every once in a while. :-P

[neo-queen157.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... Poor Sanji. Very funny.

(WoW stole my best friend. ;_;)

[servwithasmile.livejournal.com]

Thank you; I'm glad you enjoyed it.

(WoW is the devil, but I love it anyway.)

[kikkuma.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Oh my. I thoroughly enjoyed this one. xD The stares of the other crewmates made me giggle- and I can't help but sympathize with Sanji on the whole hair-parting issue-- I've worn my bangs over my left eye for ages and it's always an epic of ginormous proportions to get it combed into a different direction.

((...I was once addicted to WoW. Until, luckily, my father got tired of paying for it. =>>=; My soul was thus spared.))

[servwithasmile.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I so love abusing Sanji. ;)

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Poor Sanji...So who's name were on Zoro's lips

This was really good though.^^

[servwithasmile.livejournal.com]

It was Mihawk. :)

And thank you!

[utopiantrunks.livejournal.com]

*dies* Poor, poor Sanji. *snickers* And yet I laugh, because I am cruel. ^^

[servwithasmile.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah, but exploiting Sanji is awesome. ;)

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

::cracks up laughing:: Oh jeebus! Poor, poor Sanji...awww. I mean, that has to burn something fierce...and the double embarassment. You evil thing you...I love it. ^_^

[servwithasmile.livejournal.com]

Moohaha! I totally brake for embarrassing Sanji. XD

Glad you liked!