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onepieceyaoi100Title: If You Watch a Liar Lie...
Rating: What's kissing nowadays? PG-13? Yeah, we'll go with PG-13
Word Count: 164
Summary: ???/Usopp and proof that I really am sleep-deprived
Disclaimer: not mine, 'n' stuff...
If you watch a liar lie, you will notice that he has his eyes on you almost as much as on his intended audience. Usually he will confront you about it after dinner, but sometimes he will do it beforehand. He will of course ask you why you were staring.
If you close your eyes and go back to your nap, you can't see the look he gives you... But you know it's there. He will ask you why you are trying to lie to one such as him, who can easily tell a person's character at a glance. In fact, he is so good they call him "The Great Lie Detector, Captain Usopp!"
If you glare at him then, he will stare at you for a moment before shaking his head and walking away. He tells his stories louder, though, so you can hear them. Eventually it gets to the point where it intrudes upon your real naps. When you cuff him upside the head (lightly of course), he will ask you what the hell your problem is.
If you kiss a liar, you will find that it shuts them up quite nicely.
Hooray for random things I can't get out of my head! *glances around nervously* I hope it's okay, since it's not a part of the weekly contest...
Rating: What's kissing nowadays? PG-13? Yeah, we'll go with PG-13
Word Count: 164
Summary: ???/Usopp and proof that I really am sleep-deprived
Disclaimer: not mine, 'n' stuff...
If you watch a liar lie, you will notice that he has his eyes on you almost as much as on his intended audience. Usually he will confront you about it after dinner, but sometimes he will do it beforehand. He will of course ask you why you were staring.
If you close your eyes and go back to your nap, you can't see the look he gives you... But you know it's there. He will ask you why you are trying to lie to one such as him, who can easily tell a person's character at a glance. In fact, he is so good they call him "The Great Lie Detector, Captain Usopp!"
If you glare at him then, he will stare at you for a moment before shaking his head and walking away. He tells his stories louder, though, so you can hear them. Eventually it gets to the point where it intrudes upon your real naps. When you cuff him upside the head (lightly of course), he will ask you what the hell your problem is.
If you kiss a liar, you will find that it shuts them up quite nicely.
Hooray for random things I can't get out of my head! *glances around nervously* I hope it's okay, since it's not a part of the weekly contest...
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Date: 2006-02-24 01:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-24 02:26 pm (UTC)I like the last line, it's cute :D
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Date: 2006-02-24 06:21 pm (UTC)Thank you! ^_^ I tried to make the wording like "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" but I haven't read it in ages. (I told my co-worker that I wanted to re-read the story and he's like "oh, that one where you give a mouse a cookie, and then the mouse makes you his bi-otch?)
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Date: 2006-02-24 11:31 pm (UTC)(If you got two comments from me, I'm sorry. LJ's bein' a bitch lately.)
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Date: 2006-02-26 06:37 pm (UTC)I like your take on it.