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[tgecko.livejournal.com]

Title: "Jango's Checklist"
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 137
Pairing: None
Topic: Former pirate turned Marine...
Disclaimer: If I owned One Piece, I know I wouldn't be poor. I also know that I am poor. Very very poor. So, not mine.


Soap: check.

Hand: check.

Raging erection caused by too long of a stint at sea with no end in sight: ooooh, that felt good.

More soap: check.

Something better than only his hand: no. Which was something he was going to remedy as soon as- as-

Stupid general issue soap. Like rubbing on fine-grain sandpaper if you weren’t careful. Probably made with sand, too.

“Is someone in there? Hina in a hurry!”

Ah, crap. Not enough time to do this the long way. Quickly, quickly, he was going to be chapped from the cheap soap, and...

“One... Tw-woooo... Jango!”

Captain Hina was giving him a dirty look as he passed by her with an apology. He wasn’t entirely sure if it was because she had heard him, or because he had chosen her private bathroom to use.

Comments

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

“One... Tw-woooo... Jango!”

WIN.

[tgecko.livejournal.com]

XD Thanks.

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

*falls over giggling*

[mushy-squishy.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just felt compelled to tell you:
I love the hell outta your icon! ^_^

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

Domo ^_^

I can't take credit for it really though

[mushy-squishy.livejournal.com]

*dies* Wow. That's the most hilarious thing I've ever read. Ever. No kidding.
*is dead*

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

man that is so freakin funny!

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

*giggles maniacally at you* Jango indeed.

[neo-queen157.livejournal.com]

HAH! <3

“Is someone in there? Hina in a hurry!”
For some reason I can't stop laughing at this line.

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

::laughs so hard she has a coughing fit::

[ironpuncher2.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

WIN.