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onepieceyaoi100I found this bunny sleeping in my backpack during a particularly boring lecture that I had to sit through today. Unfortunately he’s much too big for me to enter him into this week’s contest. ;_; *pets bunny*
Title: Splish Splash
Rating: hard R
Word count: 462 – Bad Nenya. No contest for me.
Pairing: Usopp/magical surprise
Theme: Invasion of Privacy
Toilet.
Zoro made his way through the storage room to the bathroom. The swordsman narrowed his eyes, hearing his captain chattering away in the next room as the infamous pirate worked the water bike. Someone was in the shower. Odds were, it was either Nami (who would have no problem kicking him straight through the floor) or it was someone else. Zoro had to go; he decided to take his chances.
The door creaked open a fraction. Steam clouded the room. There was a squeak and then a cough. Rustling behind the shower curtain. A head poked out. Usopp’s. Relieved, Zoro slipped into the room. “I need the toilet.”
Another squeak and a shuffle as the marksman’s head poked out on the other side. “Ne, Zoro, can’t it wait?”
Zoro had already dropped trou was seated comfortably on the commode. “What’s the big deal?”
Usopp froze a moment before withdrawing his head quickly. “Nothing!” His voice seemed strained.
There was more rustling from behind the curtain. Zoro looked at the floor, noticing the tangle of familiar clothing at his feet. He grinned devilishly.
“Oy, Usopp, have you seen the Ero-Cook? Nami’s looking for him.”
There was a whine, and then the sound of something like a bar of soap hitting the floor of the shower.
“No.” Usopp’s voice wavered. “I haven’t seen him.” The marksman’s eyes had been tightly closed up until that point. His hands were braced against the wall of the shower, water cascaded over his shoulders and matting his hair to his face. He blinked the moisture from his eyes to look down at Sanji, whose nose was poking against the teen’s abdomen while his tongue was performing the most devilish of acts. A shuddering breath escaped Usopp’s lips, the sight just too much for him to bear.
The sound of Zoro flushing the toilet filled the marksman’s ears as he felt his body tense, toes curling along with the delicious feelings of pleasure that rippled through his body. Breathing heavily, Usopp watched as the cook sat back and licked his lips like a greedy cat.
The door opened and Zoro stopped before going out. “Hey Sanji,” he said, “you guys better finish up soon. I think Luffy’s getting tired.”
Usopp’s distressed squeal came from the other side of the curtain.
A triumphant grin spread across the swordsman’s face when he heard the cook’s voice. “Fuck you Marimo.”
When the door was safely closed, Sanji stood up, frowning at how pale Usopp looked. He opened his mouth to say something about who cares what the Marimo thinks when the steady stream of water coming from the showerhead turned into a nonexistent one. A loud bang came from the wall.
“Oy Usopp are you finished taking your shower yet?! My legs are tired!”
Title: Splish Splash
Rating: hard R
Word count: 462 – Bad Nenya. No contest for me.
Pairing: Usopp/magical surprise
Theme: Invasion of Privacy
Toilet.
Zoro made his way through the storage room to the bathroom. The swordsman narrowed his eyes, hearing his captain chattering away in the next room as the infamous pirate worked the water bike. Someone was in the shower. Odds were, it was either Nami (who would have no problem kicking him straight through the floor) or it was someone else. Zoro had to go; he decided to take his chances.
The door creaked open a fraction. Steam clouded the room. There was a squeak and then a cough. Rustling behind the shower curtain. A head poked out. Usopp’s. Relieved, Zoro slipped into the room. “I need the toilet.”
Another squeak and a shuffle as the marksman’s head poked out on the other side. “Ne, Zoro, can’t it wait?”
Zoro had already dropped trou was seated comfortably on the commode. “What’s the big deal?”
Usopp froze a moment before withdrawing his head quickly. “Nothing!” His voice seemed strained.
There was more rustling from behind the curtain. Zoro looked at the floor, noticing the tangle of familiar clothing at his feet. He grinned devilishly.
“Oy, Usopp, have you seen the Ero-Cook? Nami’s looking for him.”
There was a whine, and then the sound of something like a bar of soap hitting the floor of the shower.
“No.” Usopp’s voice wavered. “I haven’t seen him.” The marksman’s eyes had been tightly closed up until that point. His hands were braced against the wall of the shower, water cascaded over his shoulders and matting his hair to his face. He blinked the moisture from his eyes to look down at Sanji, whose nose was poking against the teen’s abdomen while his tongue was performing the most devilish of acts. A shuddering breath escaped Usopp’s lips, the sight just too much for him to bear.
The sound of Zoro flushing the toilet filled the marksman’s ears as he felt his body tense, toes curling along with the delicious feelings of pleasure that rippled through his body. Breathing heavily, Usopp watched as the cook sat back and licked his lips like a greedy cat.
The door opened and Zoro stopped before going out. “Hey Sanji,” he said, “you guys better finish up soon. I think Luffy’s getting tired.”
Usopp’s distressed squeal came from the other side of the curtain.
A triumphant grin spread across the swordsman’s face when he heard the cook’s voice. “Fuck you Marimo.”
When the door was safely closed, Sanji stood up, frowning at how pale Usopp looked. He opened his mouth to say something about who cares what the Marimo thinks when the steady stream of water coming from the showerhead turned into a nonexistent one. A loud bang came from the wall.
“Oy Usopp are you finished taking your shower yet?! My legs are tired!”
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Date: 2006-03-04 09:02 am (UTC)Wow, Zoro is evil.
I'm glad I finished my cereal before this line: The door opened and Zoro stopped before going out. “Hey Sanji,” he said, “you guys better finish up soon. I think Luffy’s getting tired.”
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Date: 2006-03-04 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-03-04 05:20 pm (UTC)Yay for Zoro and his evilness!
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Date: 2006-03-04 08:01 pm (UTC)Zoro is lovely, isn't he? *grin*
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Date: 2006-03-04 08:50 pm (UTC)Aw, that's ok, big bunnies need love too! [pets bunny]
MUAHAHA... What a great story! Poor Usopp. And poor Luffy! Good thing he's strong... ^_^
And, oops, having both sets of clothes on the floor... not exactly stealthy. Not that they expecting company. And I agree with everyone else: Yay for evil Zoro!
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Date: 2006-03-05 05:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-04 08:58 pm (UTC)[/rant mode off]
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Date: 2006-03-05 05:46 am (UTC)I do understand where you're coming from, though. I probably should have posted to the OP yaoi community and referred back to here but I like you guys and I wanted to share. Although calling this a drabble is kind of a travesty; I come from that generation that believes that a drabble is exactly 100 words.
... I don't think that makes any sense.
I'm sorry--I didn't mean to make you rant. X| *sneaks away*
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Date: 2006-03-05 06:03 am (UTC)No, no! I was trying to say just the opposite... ~_~ Sorry...
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Date: 2006-03-05 06:15 am (UTC)