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onepieceyaoi100At last! After much agony, I FINALLY came up with something to enter. It's AU, it's kinda cracky, and it's worksafe (Moi? Worksafe?!), but it's been stewing while I was at work today, so better late than never, eh?
Title: Ultra Marine
Parings: None
Rating: PG (language)
Topic: Invasion of privacy
Word Count: 295
Disclaimer: Wish they were mine...but they ain't. Life's unfair that way.
Warnings: AU
“What are you guys watching?”
“Ultra Marine. It’s the hottest new reality show-damn Luffy! Don’t hog all the popcorn!”
“But I’m hungry and you ate the last Twinkie!”
“It was my Twinkie to start with!”
“Ugh. You actually watch that trash?”
“There’s nothing wrong with it, Sanji! It’s entertaining! On this show, they picked these three losers to go and join the Marines for six months. The cameras follow them around, and whoever becomes the best Marine at the end wins a bunch of prizes.”
“That’s what I mean. Cameras following them around everywhere, that’s sick. They get no privacy; the whole world gets to see every embarrassing mistake they make.”
“Hey Usopp, what’d I miss?”
“…don’t tell me you watch this too.”
“Heeeey, can I have a Mountain Dew?”
“Hell no.”
“Don’t worry, Zoro, Onion-head hasn’t shown up.”
“Onion…head?”
“Yeah, one of the contestants is this rich brat named Helmeppo. Zoro hates him; he thinks his head looks like an onion.”
“Are there any onion rings left?”
“In the kitchen.”
“Sweet!”
“And then there’s Coby the geek and Jango the freak. Jango has a criminal record, but he signed up for this show because he thought there’d be hot chicks. Oh, there he is, the one with sunglasses.”
“…right. He’s supposed to be straight?”
“The dude he’s hanging all over is Fullbody. They’re ‘best friends’, Fullbody got him out of trouble with the martial courts…hey Luffy! Coby’s on!”
“YAY!”
“He likes the geek?”
“Luffy swears he’s gonna win.”
“Oi, keep it down!”
“Screw you. They’re just mopping the deck.”
“Tonight’s when we find out if Helmeppo’s getting kicked off. His dad’s running from the Marines, and he tried to force sonny to join him. Helmeppo came back, but he’s in deep shit.”
“…move over.”
ETA: Fixed glaring name error...thingie.
Title: Ultra Marine
Parings: None
Rating: PG (language)
Topic: Invasion of privacy
Word Count: 295
Disclaimer: Wish they were mine...but they ain't. Life's unfair that way.
Warnings: AU
“What are you guys watching?”
“Ultra Marine. It’s the hottest new reality show-damn Luffy! Don’t hog all the popcorn!”
“But I’m hungry and you ate the last Twinkie!”
“It was my Twinkie to start with!”
“Ugh. You actually watch that trash?”
“There’s nothing wrong with it, Sanji! It’s entertaining! On this show, they picked these three losers to go and join the Marines for six months. The cameras follow them around, and whoever becomes the best Marine at the end wins a bunch of prizes.”
“That’s what I mean. Cameras following them around everywhere, that’s sick. They get no privacy; the whole world gets to see every embarrassing mistake they make.”
“Hey Usopp, what’d I miss?”
“…don’t tell me you watch this too.”
“Heeeey, can I have a Mountain Dew?”
“Hell no.”
“Don’t worry, Zoro, Onion-head hasn’t shown up.”
“Onion…head?”
“Yeah, one of the contestants is this rich brat named Helmeppo. Zoro hates him; he thinks his head looks like an onion.”
“Are there any onion rings left?”
“In the kitchen.”
“Sweet!”
“And then there’s Coby the geek and Jango the freak. Jango has a criminal record, but he signed up for this show because he thought there’d be hot chicks. Oh, there he is, the one with sunglasses.”
“…right. He’s supposed to be straight?”
“The dude he’s hanging all over is Fullbody. They’re ‘best friends’, Fullbody got him out of trouble with the martial courts…hey Luffy! Coby’s on!”
“YAY!”
“He likes the geek?”
“Luffy swears he’s gonna win.”
“Oi, keep it down!”
“Screw you. They’re just mopping the deck.”
“Tonight’s when we find out if Helmeppo’s getting kicked off. His dad’s running from the Marines, and he tried to force sonny to join him. Helmeppo came back, but he’s in deep shit.”
“…move over.”
ETA: Fixed glaring name error...thingie.
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Date: 2006-03-08 05:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-08 06:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-08 06:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 07:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-08 04:34 pm (UTC)Reality shows are EVIL. They can suck ANYONE in. *glares over at the TV set* They've completely taken over my best friend's life, that they have.
*snicker snicker* Wonderful drabble though. x3 *wiggle wiggle*
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-14 08:27 am (UTC)*smacks forehead* I tell you... I can't go a single DAY without my friend calling me up, ranting about the latest episodes and such. *left eye twitches slightly* I resist though. Dear GODS do I resist the pull of reality TV.
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Date: 2006-03-08 07:12 pm (UTC)Btw, I've seen it spelled "Django" in a few places. I'm not sure why you felt the need to fix it. It's not like you typed "Zolo" or something... ^_^
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:41 am (UTC)I'm not sure why you felt the need to fix it. It's not like you typed "Zolo" or something...
Better to just go with the flow. ^_^
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Date: 2006-03-08 08:32 pm (UTC)‘best friends’ hehehehe
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:43 am (UTC)buttbest buddies.no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 07:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-08 08:50 pm (UTC)I bet Coby will win too!
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:45 am (UTC)