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chibi_trillian. You could have stopped this from happening, but noooo...
And just to clear this up...I do not have food issues, I swear. -_-
Title:Bring On The Beef
Paring:Bon Clay/Zoro, two surprise guests
Rating:R (always play it safe)
Topic:Not on. But fun all the same.
Disclaimer:Please people. Own One Piece? In my wildest dreams.
“Stop playing so hard to get.” Long, elegant fingers toyed with the edge of Zoro’s haramaki while longer legs tried to straddle his waist. “I know you’re hungry for it.” He narrowed his eyes; the smirk he’d worn earlier turned into a sneer. He was getting tired of this. “Why would I go out for hamburger when I have steak at home?”
It didn’t work. Bon Clay’s grin widened as he leaned closer to Zoro’s ear. “Because steaks are fussy, take too long to heat up, and can turn tough if you take your eye off it.” He pulled back and slowly drew a hand across his face.
Instantly, a curly eyebrow wriggled suggestively at the blushing swordsman. “Hamburgers are hot and easy, and with hamburgers, you can have it your way.” The chef’s visage was replaced by the twinkle-eyed face of his captain.
Zoro swallowed hard, but schooled himself into an almost demonic expression. “It’s a matter of quality,” he snarled, nails digging into his palms.
The other pirate laughed with Luffy’s mouth, but none of his innocence. He ran his fingers through Zoro’s sweat slick hair as though soothing an irritated cat. “It’s all beef in the end,” he purred, grinding his hips against Zoro with practiced ease. “And from what I can tell…you’re starving.”
chibi_trillian. You could have stopped this from happening, but noooo...And just to clear this up...I do not have food issues, I swear. -_-
Title:Bring On The Beef
Paring:Bon Clay/Zoro, two surprise guests
Rating:R (always play it safe)
Topic:Not on. But fun all the same.
Disclaimer:Please people. Own One Piece? In my wildest dreams.
“Stop playing so hard to get.” Long, elegant fingers toyed with the edge of Zoro’s haramaki while longer legs tried to straddle his waist. “I know you’re hungry for it.” He narrowed his eyes; the smirk he’d worn earlier turned into a sneer. He was getting tired of this. “Why would I go out for hamburger when I have steak at home?”
It didn’t work. Bon Clay’s grin widened as he leaned closer to Zoro’s ear. “Because steaks are fussy, take too long to heat up, and can turn tough if you take your eye off it.” He pulled back and slowly drew a hand across his face.
Instantly, a curly eyebrow wriggled suggestively at the blushing swordsman. “Hamburgers are hot and easy, and with hamburgers, you can have it your way.” The chef’s visage was replaced by the twinkle-eyed face of his captain.
Zoro swallowed hard, but schooled himself into an almost demonic expression. “It’s a matter of quality,” he snarled, nails digging into his palms.
The other pirate laughed with Luffy’s mouth, but none of his innocence. He ran his fingers through Zoro’s sweat slick hair as though soothing an irritated cat. “It’s all beef in the end,” he purred, grinding his hips against Zoro with practiced ease. “And from what I can tell…you’re starving.”
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Date: 2006-03-14 06:18 pm (UTC)I'm quite speechless. This was highly disturbing... but I love it. The Don knows just how to get under someone's skin, so to speak. (It is a hand devil fruit for seduction, isn't it? Too bad he won't loose the pantaloons and shave his legs *remembers the Mr. 2/Nami vs Sanji battle, and shudders*)
So, did Zoro end up having a double with cheese? *lewd snicker*
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Date: 2006-03-14 06:49 pm (UTC)Anyways, that was great. I'm not much for Bon Clay, but this scene really had me going. Poor Zoro. Wait, maybe not, lol.
“Hamburgers are hot and easy, and with hamburgers, you can have it your way.”
Yum. *drools*
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Date: 2006-03-14 07:23 pm (UTC)As well as that Burger King thing, "Na na na naaa~ Have it your way~"
This shouldn't be hot. Really. Something centering on Bon Clay and Zoro should NOT be considered sexified. And yet? Holy crap. You've proved me wrong. You've won my adoration now. Hurrah! ♥